Four years ago my dd changed school and I thought all was well to begin with, but then it started creeping in, slowly at first.
Parse me the plumb jam please, Mother. (Mother, I ask you)
I'm going to have a barth, Celeste will telephone shortly, ffs.
I'm so worried, she doesn't spend any time at all on social media and doesn't waste any time smoking and taking drugs.
She has no idea or inclination to find a boyfriend.
I'm beginning to think it's our fault, we must be terrible parents.
Every report says exceeding predictions and she is doing lots of work and handing in homework on time. Oh the shame.
They aren't all like this, some of the kids are normal, speak properly with a normal accent, and do normal things. They behave like proper teens.
Maybe if I learn some terms that teens use atm it will help me to get her on the straight and narrow, I didn't have much luck replying sick to her texts to me.
What can I do, I hate to see her so weird, any suggestions, please.