Brexit doesn't exist. Is it all a bad dream?

[TheClitterati]

"Brexit means Brexit"

Except Britain isn't a member of the EU And never has been. It's the UK that is a member of the EU, but UKxit it isn't quite so catchy.
If Britain was a member of the EU leaving would be a doddle because we have no Irish border to content with.

www.google.co.uk/search?q=uk+venn+diagram&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en-gb&client=safari#imgrc=TJGW7dEu7f3nrM:

So Brexit is meaningless actual bollocks.

Sorted.

Oops that was meant to be in Brixham topic.

Ukxit sounds a bit like a disease somehow- we should definitely refer to it as that.

If only Brexit was a bad dream!

I did actually wake up thinking it was a dream this morning. Bah!

Might have been from playing this odd fever-dream of a thing last night - ramjam.co.uk/brexitboogie/

Except British the adjective refers to the UK of GB and NI. Because we're an inconsistent country. So British Exit -> Brexit.
Oh, if only it were all a dream!