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A hypothetical.

13 replies

Tinkerbell456 · 18/03/2019 10:09

If you could choose a job for the person you hate most in the universe, and force them to attend, what would it be?

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Tinkerbell456 · 18/03/2019 10:10

As a starter. Taster in a Urology lab?

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Jamiefraserskilt · 18/03/2019 10:10

Unblocking toilets

Tinkerbell456 · 18/03/2019 10:14

A sound choice Jamie. My main pleasure in my evil choice is that we have machines to do that now. Do you tell? Ladies, I put it to your consciences. Mine says.....”Naaaaagh”.

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Time40 · 18/03/2019 10:40

I'd send mine down a mine if I had the chance.

ZippyBungleandGeorge · 18/03/2019 10:42

The people who go into the sewers to break up fatbergs 🤢

Steamedbadger · 18/03/2019 10:45

Gladiator. Preferably the kind that fought lions.

Loyaultemelie · 18/03/2019 11:51

Extreme cleaner those ones who go into the most disgusting places imaginable

Stompythedinosaur · 18/03/2019 12:01

Tech support for a really poor piece of technology. It would be in a call centre with an authoritarian manager who timed toilet breaks.

WTFIsAGleepglorp · 18/03/2019 12:10

The people who go into the sewers to break up fatbergs

Do you know how much 'flushers' earn?

up to £45 Grand!! 🤯

For that kind of money, I would consider it if I were eligible. 😳

Alsohuman · 18/03/2019 12:14

There isn’t enough money in the world to make me be a “flusher”, £45k wouldn’t even begin to entice me.

LakieLady · 18/03/2019 12:34

Working in an abattoir.

marvellousnightforamooncup · 18/03/2019 12:58

I have someone in mind who is a proper festering turd of an individual and a greedy fat fucker to boot. I'd like him to have a job in those Man V Food shows, shovelling burgers down his throat and hopefully hastening his demise from a glorious heart attack.

AuntVanya · 18/03/2019 13:03

Children's party entertainer

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