To have hoped my disciples would have saved me before now?!

[pineapplebryanbrown]

I am alive!

I've been on a dark and dangerous journey. I've seen things i hoped never to see again.

A strange woman called Pauline made me hoover and remove my slanket.

She said I had to go on a diet, put heated rollers in my hair and look for a 3rd husband. Why?

Why didn't you save me from Pauline - messenger of MN.

Dangly I'm here! Don't panic! Just piss in your slanket, it will keep you alive! I'm going to look for you in housekeeping.

I was just thinking of you tonight, thigh, as I brushed all the tuna my kids strewed across the dining table onto the floor and then whistled for the dog, now MNing from a recumbent position drinking wine and eating Lidl fakey mini cheddars. A thightastic evening I think.

pretty sure it was Rochesters leg...it was on the sideboard in the drawing room...eventually it made it (stickily) on the coat of arms....

Come to Thighland, we have an emergency involving a machete and a haunted bus.

XiaoXing the force is strong in you in feel it in my Inner Thigh. Was the tuna alive? They can grow to 200lbs.

M3lon i thought Mr Rochester was blinded in the fire and got a gammy hand but Jane loved him anyway. What happened to Pilot the dog? Did he survive the fire?

Of course he did thigh, he knew how to escape a simple fire. Jane got Mr Rochester some Fake Eyes until his eyesight grew back, and used him as a sperm donor.

Pooter what about the dog and poor Grace Poole the drunken seamstress?

Thigh they were just Pauline clones. Save your pity, you have been gaslit

Was that before or after the pirates invaded? Its all so fuzzy in my head...probably a result of taking more than one tincture too many...that and the knocks to the head from the endless swooning.

M3 your corset is too tight! Come to chat and have some sausages, there are a few left over from last night.

BTW M3 YABVVU

I'm sure I am....

slits stays with knife....gasps for air......dives over to chat.....