I am farting up a silent but deadly storm. AIBU to consider going to Pilates?

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Yay?

Or parpy nay?

I say don't inflict your noxious gasses onto others

What you been eating?

I feel the problem is... undeserved. Although there were chickpeas last night and at lunchtime. Chickpeas are sooo Pilates...

I'm going to time them. Like contractions.

If they're ten minutes apart, that would be six in the whole lesson.

(I hate myself - not really but you know) Really need the exercise

Wish I could refresh my own display...

Please go.

And we need to hear what happened!!!

I can just see the aibu post from the people on the receiving end as we speak...

We won't hear anything - OP said "silent but deadly"

And in tomorrow's news: pilates class rushed to hospital after exposire to noxious gases

Pssshhh, it'll be fine, they don't do the Yogic breathing in Pilates, do they?

Where they close one nostril and breathe deeply through the other nostril?

Is it even a proper Pilates class, if someone doesn't gas the room??

My biggest surprise with Pilates was finding out that it’s really not wise to delay your bowels before a class. My instructor was so helpful but I practically shouted at him to stay away when he tried to help adjust my position for me