To ask how many of you will be rushing to buy these for the man in your life?

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www.newchic.com/mens-shorts-4976/p-1295251.html?gmcCountry=GB&currency=GBP&createTmp=1&ID=516262517284&utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=cdm-cart-view-pc&utm_content=lincong&utm_design=68&gclid=EAIaIQobChMIk82o6IvX4AIVEMp3Ch18-QpcEAEYASAGEgImCvD_BwE

They just popped up in the ads. I think they are designed to turn any adonis into a blob lol

I doubt if even David Gandy could make them look good.

They just popped up in the ads. I think they are designed to turn any adonis into a blob lol

With a bit of luck they have the reverse effect and my wife will buy me some!

WHat in the name of all that is precious was that?

My eyes.... TRIGGER WARNING for all those who come later....

PBo83 I dare you to buy a pair and post a pic (especially if you look anything like David Gandy.

especially if you look anything like David Gandy.

Sadly more like David Gower

...Or David Mellor

Maybe it's not the shorts. Maybe that's just the shape of his legs

Actually.....I am a full on short arse - bet these would be ankle length on me. And even though I am not a bloke I am rather rotund and they look like they hide a multitude of sins

Forwarded to DH so he can see what he’s getting for his birthday!

It looks like the model is wearing a very full nappy underneath.

My eyes!

And now that I've clicked on the link, more of those monstrosities are appearing in my ads on the side of the page.

Save yourselves, people! Don't look!

Do you think it’s a wind machine or that they are boned to make them stay stickie outie?

I would love to buy these for DP but I'm fairly sure he would have me up at the GP getting my sanity tested in a heartbeat

I once suggested a onesie for a joke and the resulting eyebrow lift nearly knocked the ceiling light off

David Gower is fine but Mellor is pushing it a bit (actually a lot)

13thWarriorWitch you think the model is so deformed that his thigh is ten times wider than his calf

peppersaunt I bet he is counting the days

NoShitHemlock I'm a short arse myself but trust me when I tell you these would cause more sins than hide.

I sent a screenshot to DP, I fully expect to be "told off" for burning his retinas when he gets home

They're called harem pants. I'm assuming because you'd have to pay a woman to fuck you if you wore them.

Doobydoobeedoo well at least I'm no longer alone at these monstrosities popping up on my screen

NWQM I can't even begin to imagine.

But they are advertised as shorts - don't harem pants reach the ankle and aren't they made of soft material and not look like they are boned to the shape?

If your man is proving difficult to accept your fashion suggestions, how about: www.newchic.com/mens-swimwear-6382/p-1389800.html?rmmds=recommend_for_you which apparently are: Men's Camouflage Breathable Shapwear Pants Home Sport Sleepwear Yoga Swimming Trousers

I don't even know who David Gandy is... but those are hideous.

I am a man. Please do not buy me a pair.

It is a form of cast iron contraception.

Absolutely hideous

I'm not falling for this again. I've had them bloody jester shoes chasing me round Mumsnet for the last fortnight.

David Gandy is a model: uk.images.search.yahoo.com/search/images;_ylt=AwrJS9e1_HNc2zUAApYM34lQ;_ylu=X3oDMTByZmVxM3N0BGNvbG8DaXIyBHBvcwMxBHZ0aWQDBHNlYwNzYw--?p=david+gandy&fr=mcafee

Yes, those stupid elf shoes followed me everywhere.

Scroll down. There are some real beauties further down!

wow - thanks Barabaja - goes off to bleach eyeballs. www.newchic.com/casual-pants-c-4975/?country=153&conversionType=UK

oo oo they come in different colours so I could get my DH several pairs for different occasions!

He will be... thrilled