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AIBU?

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To take revenge on DP?

12 replies

ThomasRichard · 22/02/2019 23:24

He’s out really late and left me all alone (with DC and hamsters but still...). AIBU to get the Easter egg I bought him out of my Brexit stockpile cupboard and eat it? It’s Lindor if that makes a difference.

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MitziK · 22/02/2019 23:37

Hell, yeah. Eat all the icecream and his special snacks, too.

TinselAndKnickers · 22/02/2019 23:42

Eat it now!

snitzelvoncrumb · 22/02/2019 23:42

Yes do it!

OffToBedhampton · 22/02/2019 23:47

He'll never know.
Replace it with a 99p buttons one.

OffToBedhampton · 22/02/2019 23:47

Lindor eggs are only for special people. And even then I expect them to share....

JRMisOdious · 22/02/2019 23:50

You’re saving his arteries. Nothing less than an act of love and selfless sacrifice. You wonderful woman. You are very special.

Birdsgottafly · 22/02/2019 23:51

Would he treat you in the same way?

Perhaps be honest and say you aren't happy about him being out late.

Unicornfeathers · 22/02/2019 23:56

You even have to ask?

Eat it and then replace with two 😊

BTW Aldi are doing a milk truffle chocolate for £2.49 that taste just like Lindor.... you’re welcome 😉

ThomasRichard · 23/02/2019 00:10

I don’t mind him being out late, I just need a convenient excuse to eat chocolate.

For the record, it was delicious Grin

And yes I will buy him a new one and he will never know, it being 2 months until Easter and all.

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ThomasRichard · 23/02/2019 00:12

@JRMisOdious (he is) I’m wearing my Wonder Woman pyjamas too.

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RedHatsDoNotSuitMe · 23/02/2019 00:19

Brexit stockpile?

Buying Easter Eggs in February?

Only on MN could either of those be considered in any way normal.

You are obviously totally U and completely nuts. But I'm sure you'll fit in here and none else but me would think this way.

Legumewaffle · 23/02/2019 00:48

Do it!

DP was being rude to me the other day and I accidentally hoovered up one of his many socks that had been shoved under our sofa. I just left it in the hoover and carried on. Petty I know but cheered me up

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