To take revenge on DP?

[ThomasRichard]

He’s out really late and left me all alone (with DC and hamsters but still...). AIBU to get the Easter egg I bought him out of my Brexit stockpile cupboard and eat it? It’s Lindor if that makes a difference.

Hell, yeah. Eat all the icecream and his special snacks, too.

Eat it now!

Yes do it!

He'll never know.
Replace it with a 99p buttons one.

Lindor eggs are only for special people. And even then I expect them to share....

You’re saving his arteries. Nothing less than an act of love and selfless sacrifice. You wonderful woman. You are very special.

Would he treat you in the same way?

Perhaps be honest and say you aren't happy about him being out late.

You even have to ask?

Eat it and then replace with two 😊

BTW Aldi are doing a milk truffle chocolate for £2.49 that taste just like Lindor.... you’re welcome 😉

I don’t mind him being out late, I just need a convenient excuse to eat chocolate.

For the record, it was delicious

And yes I will buy him a new one and he will never know, it being 2 months until Easter and all.

@JRMisOdious (he is) I’m wearing my Wonder Woman pyjamas too.

Brexit stockpile?

Buying Easter Eggs in February?

Only on MN could either of those be considered in any way normal.

You are obviously totally U and completely nuts. But I'm sure you'll fit in here and none else but me would think this way.

Do it!

DP was being rude to me the other day and I accidentally hoovered up one of his many socks that had been shoved under our sofa. I just left it in the hoover and carried on. Petty I know but cheered me up