Your son. Who, by your own admission, would prefer a normal size towel but instead has a mother who weirdly withholds proper sized bath towels.
He has a hand towel. (Sometimes a larger one if there’s some in the hot press or if he takes one off the banister that was drying overnight.) Not a postage stamp.
Have you ever asked him “DS, would you prefer a large towel and I’ll wash it once a week or hand towels washed each day”?
I’ve just asked him 
His response: what do you mean?
Me: would you rather have a fresh hand towel every day or have a large towel and wash it once a week?
Him: so I’d be using the same towel every day? 
Me: yes, but it would be a big towel instead of a hand towel.
Him: eww. No thanks.
you appear to be waaaay over invested in defending yourself in this thread, it's hilarious.
Oh, I wonder why. Are the accusations of me being insane, mad, neurotic, also hilarious?
You use unnecessary towels which requires lots of water and energy to create, air miles to get it to your house.
Everything is chemicals.
Yes so we’re both as bad as each other. Aren’t we?