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Any psychics here?

24 replies

pregnantforever · 19/02/2019 20:57

That want to guess when I'll go into labour ?
Come on put a girl out of her misery Grin

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Nothininmenoggin · 19/02/2019 21:00

Hopefully anytime between 37 and 42 weeks. Good luckGrin

Sparklybanana · 19/02/2019 21:01

In 8 hours and 1 day.

KittyVonCatsworth · 19/02/2019 21:07

When your mound of Venus is aligned with Uranus. HTH 😂

pregnantforever · 19/02/2019 21:10

🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

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CoffeeRunner · 19/02/2019 21:12

What is/was your due date? 😁

If it’s your first baby, I’ll predict about 10 days after your due date.

BreakYourselfAgainstMyStones · 19/02/2019 21:27

7 hours and 15 days.

It was foretold in the 90s Grin

ginandbearit · 19/02/2019 21:30

Sorry ..have to go due to unforeseen circumstances ...

pregnantforever · 19/02/2019 21:46

I wanted to have sex to see if it would move things along. He's not interested.

There's 2 1/2 minutes left on the football.
I swear to god if he comes on to me then I'll be livid Grin

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Hohofortherobbers · 19/02/2019 22:34

48 hours, aye, tis written in the book of cyril

babybabybaby1 · 19/02/2019 23:08

@CoffeeRunner I believe they only allow to go over by 7 days now so I think you might be out of the running Hahah

DorothyZbornak · 19/02/2019 23:26

Now when you say 'comes onto you' .... Grin

PointlessUsername · 19/02/2019 23:31

8am tomorrow

MsMustDoBetter · 19/02/2019 23:45

When the moon hits your eye like a big piece of pie?

PentreBachCymraeg · 19/02/2019 23:55

No idea but i hope you don't poo a little penny when i did

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PentreBachCymraeg · 19/02/2019 23:56

*like i did ffs!

DailyBaileys · 20/02/2019 09:58

@MsMustDoBetter

…that would be pizza pie -- rather than 'piece of pie'
(The full moon looks like a pizza.)

Although you might just be deliberately making up your own lyrics;
in which case ...nevermind! Smile

Anniegetyourgun · 20/02/2019 10:37

When it is least convenient, of course.

liverbird10 · 20/02/2019 10:47

@DailyBaileys

I like the old West Ham version of that song for Bobby Zamora:

When the ball hits your head, and you're sat in row Z
That's Zamora.

MsMustDoBetter · 20/02/2019 10:51

That makes sense, I wondered that people were chucking pies at each other!

Kukumbr · 20/02/2019 10:53

39+

Kukumbr · 20/02/2019 10:53

39+ 4 * sorry. Hit post too soon!

pregnantforever · 20/02/2019 13:28

Well there was no sex. Which I felt a bit miffed about despite the fact I didn't outright ask for it, just hinted. (Have been hinting for about a week 🙈). Even though I have no reason to be miffed as I can completely understand why he wouldn't want to have sex with a big pregnant hormonal mess. But I just want her out now!

I've lost my plug so hoping that's the start of things.

If there are any real psychics on here that can tell me when baby might arrive, can you also tell me when the sexual frustration will end? 🤷‍♀️ Asking for a friend?

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Kukumbr · 25/02/2019 08:04

Hi OP, Has baby arrived yet? Smile

longwayoff · 25/02/2019 08:14

No. O psychics here or anywhere else.

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