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What is it about certain people’s faces..

423 replies

TheBreastmilksOnMe · 14/02/2019 19:39

... that totally rubs you up the wrong way. I mean, they might be a perfectly lovely person, but there’s something about their face that makes you want to punch them.

Take Keira Knightly for example.

I appreciate she is beautiful, that’s not the issue, it’s just something about her face that I find so irritating.

Perez Hilton. Very annoying face.

There’s a few more that I can’t recall right now but AIBU?

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Not2BBs · 14/02/2019 22:07

YA all BU.

StoneofDestiny · 14/02/2019 22:18

....and Cliff Richard

PutyourtoponTrevor · 14/02/2019 22:22

Oh yeah, Lewis Hamilton, forgot about that little fucker

Geri Halliwell for always looking smug

Dani Dyer, stupid, vacuous, and appears to be missing a chin

Megan McKenna, looks like a coked up hamster

Wesley whatever from love island, weird hairline

MmaMakutsi · 14/02/2019 22:23

coked up hamster Grin Grin Grin

Ravenclawclassof84 · 14/02/2019 22:24

Blake Lively. I'm sure she's lovely but she always looks so self satisfied to me, especially when she talks about her husband. God I wonder if I also have a smackable face...

BlankTimes · 14/02/2019 22:28

Mark Zuckerberg

Photoshop clacque'd.
nypost.com/2018/07/28/wall-street-finally-taught-zuckerberg-the-lesson-he-deserved/

dontticklethetoad · 14/02/2019 22:41

KATHERINE JENKINS WILL BE RECEIVING THE FULL FORCE OF MY CLAQUE

RoboticSealpup · 14/02/2019 22:47

Lewis friggin Hamilton! He only has one facial expression: smug as fuck. Oh, and Lewis - Craig David called from 2002 and wants his stupid little diamond earring back.

Also, Robbie Williams and his horrible thin lips.

redandyellowandpinkandgreen99 · 14/02/2019 22:50

I cannot STAND bloody Ronaldo either. What women see in him just baffles me!

Also, may I add Brenda fucking Blethyn as twatting VERA! Hmm

Now I like Brenda (usually!) but she grates on my norks something awful as VERA. First of all it's ridiculous that they expect anyone to believe that the whole concept would work! But what pisses me off is her TERRIBLE bloody Geordie accent.

I like the accent, but hate fake ones! And that stupid advert for it where she says 'I don't give a damn what you think about me,' gives me the rage! Guess what you silly bint, we don't give a damn that you 'don't give a damn!' In fact, we give shit-all fucks about you.

Oh and Stacey Dooley. Her face is just soooooo annoying!

Peakypolly · 14/02/2019 23:00

Alesha Dixon and, yes to Samantha Cameron.
(I secretly find Nigel Farage fascinating Blush, please give me sympathy not ridicule)

RabbityMcRabbit · 14/02/2019 23:06

Michael Gove
Jamie Oliver

I'm sure there're more

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wildbhoysmama · 14/02/2019 23:09

Dour, not door!

Littleroundone · 14/02/2019 23:15

Marvin and Rochelle , can't stand the pair of them. I want to do serious damage to the telly when they are on.
Justin Bieber and his new wife Hailey Baldwin. In fact all the Baldwins
Bella Hadid
Jimmy Carr - has a face I want to slam repeatedly in a car door
Stacey Dooley
Alex from the one show

Twats all of them

Putkettleonlove · 14/02/2019 23:21

I second Greg Wallace- just dreadful, can't bear his voice
Amanda Holden - vacuous
Tess Daley - ditto
Laura Keunsberg - my husband has to leave the room when she's on the news, she does look persistently pissed off
Jacob Rees-Mogg - need I explain more?
Michael Gove - ditto
Andy Murray - sack of misery with voice to match
And that's just for starters!!!

Tillygetsit · 14/02/2019 23:28

Yes yes yes to Alexander Armstrong! YUK. The Barclays woman is trying to be Miranda Hart who I'm afraid I'd slap silly too. And Nick Tilsley in Coronation Street. Looks like a constipated ferret.

Putkettleonlove · 14/02/2019 23:30

I forgot Emilia Fox and that Irish actor with the really pointy nose in Violent Shitness. Make my teeth itch I tell you

shortsaint · 14/02/2019 23:31

Princess Beatrice.

OMG the EYES 🥊

Thatsnotmyotter · 14/02/2019 23:34

DH and I watched ‘Pistorius’ on prime recently. One of the expert opinion people was a law professor who I wanted to punch every time she was on screen. I refused to believe anything she said purely based on her face.

Catabogus · 14/02/2019 23:40

It’s SMUGNESS, isn’t it? That’s what almost all of these people have in common, and why we want to claque them?

blackteasplease · 14/02/2019 23:50

Yes smugness. Or insane over confidence.

BlythesEyes · 15/02/2019 00:01

Sam and Billie Faiers.. fake plastic people

Lovingbenidorm · 15/02/2019 00:02

I’m not going to knock any well known personality here but I absolutely agree with the hate at first sight thing.
Some people JUST have THAT FUCKING FACE
It’s irrational and wrong, I know

Lovingbenidorm · 15/02/2019 00:04

Actually, I’ve been known to make that judgement from 200 metres
Sometimes it’s the walk

Awwlookatmybabyspider · 15/02/2019 00:05

I'm like that with Peter Kay, but then I don't suppose he'd fall head over heals in love with me either,Grin. Oh and ditto Jeremy Kyle

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