Young man on the train used to have such a good relationship with his mum until Ryan came along

[MatildaTheGreat]

And I think it's too late for a take away.

What line are you on?

Isn't someone having sing song yet?

Has his Mum been saving Ryan’s privates of late then?

Bloody Ryans. Always in the way.

Have you checked just eat or is it just a hunch?

how is this shit in trending?

After the tragedy of yesterday's logins, a new IT manager is required mumsnet owners.

No need to worry, I have had a toasted cheese sandwich.

A fried one would have been better.

My bread is mouldy.

I grew up on fried cheese sandwiches, not sure how my arteries survived. Can you pick the mould off?

Alas no, it is in little patches so would make holes and the cheese would go though and burn.

Okay, then I would dip it in egg and fry. The holes wouldn’t matter then.

head, toilet... double flush.

how is this shit in trending?

@julensaor and yet you are still here.

Eat the mould. It's penicillin.

I heard Ryan can't go into a shop without touching everything.

so who exactly is ryan??

How's the head today Matilda?

It’s perfectly lovely, thanks for asking @JaneJeffer

You've got the toasted cheese sandwich to thank for that!