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To ask wtf are these...

29 replies

ItsAHardKn0ckLife1 · 08/02/2019 13:35

And who of sane mind would wear them?

www.mytheresa.com/en-gb/loewe-suede-sneakers-1042843.html

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Moominfan · 08/02/2019 13:36

I can't believe the price

Cornettoninja · 08/02/2019 13:38

They’re hilarious! £300+?!? Someone’s having a laugh Grin

I can imagine some young funky alternative wearing them. All power to them I suppose.

Mmmhmmm · 08/02/2019 13:40

Hey there's an extra 20% off if you add them to your cart. That's a completely reasonable price to pay for your new Elf trainers. Grin

PurplePepperEater · 08/02/2019 13:40

They’re elf shoes!

elQuintoConyo · 08/02/2019 13:43

But...but...a pair of shoes are for life, not just for Christmas! [Fgrin]

elQuintoConyo · 08/02/2019 13:43
Xmas Grin
Singlenotsingle · 08/02/2019 13:46

They're for wearing in the pantomime - Ali Baba and the 40 Thieves

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ItsAHardKn0ckLife1 · 08/02/2019 13:48

What have I done Grin

To ask wtf are these...
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MRex · 08/02/2019 13:50

Hahaha, I like interesting boots but they're a bit too wild. They'll look even weirder when somebody's stepped on the pointy bits when you're on the bus and they've gone skew-whiff.

Ginkythefangedhellpigofdoom · 08/02/2019 14:11

Ffs someone posted about these a couple of weeks ago and they had only just stopped coming up in the ads.

There going to stalk me all over again!

Hamandcrispsandwich · 08/02/2019 14:17

I came across that website a few weeks ago and saw some platform crocs! £645!!! Grin

CallMeSirShotsFired · 08/02/2019 14:18

Claypole?

To ask wtf are these...
Original poster
ItsAHardKn0ckLife1 · 08/02/2019 14:20

There are some absolute treats on that site!

Sorry ginky Blush Grin

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LynnLynnLynn · 08/02/2019 14:21

The blurb about them says: "The unmistakably curly toes of Loewe's burgundy-tone sneakers were inspired by a pair of Moroccan slippers Jonathan Anderson once owned"

Is that meant to be impressive? Who the fuck is John Anderson? I think he might have resealed our shower tray last year. Why would we give a shit that these shoes are "inspired" by a manky old pair of slippers this twat owned back in the late 1990s?

Ginkythefangedhellpigofdoom · 08/02/2019 14:34

No apologies needed.

It's entirely my fault for being nosey! Blush

badlydrawnperson · 08/02/2019 14:37

Why would we give a shit that these shoes are "inspired" by a manky old pair of slippers this twat owned back in the late 1990s?

Grin

I suspect we may not be part of the target demographic daaaahhhhling.

LakieLady · 08/02/2019 14:41

Is this Jonathan Anderson the Anderson in JW Anderson?

If so, he designs some bloody weird clothes.

spanishwife · 08/02/2019 14:43

We already had this thread a few weeks ago.. or am I experiencing deja vu?

LakieLady · 08/02/2019 14:44

Here you go

www.jwanderson.com/gb/shopping/rib-knit-hoodie-with-puff-sleeves-13256495

The jumper looks like someone designed it as a joke and the skirt looks like the sort of hippy shite you could pick up for a couple of quid in the market around 1970.

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ItsAHardKn0ckLife1 · 08/02/2019 14:52

Apologies spanish , must’ve missed that one.

Lakie my eyes!

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WhatTheNightBrings · 08/02/2019 14:53

Free shipping.... yesssss!!

flossisboss · 08/02/2019 14:57

Holy crap! Those shoes remind me of that horrible bit in The Wizard of Oz when the witches feet curl up! shudder

flossisboss · 08/02/2019 14:57

*witch's

snop · 08/02/2019 15:00

Omg, who would by those

Cornettoninja · 08/02/2019 15:21

JW Anderson - the shop that charges you the same price for a key ring and a T-shirt (both circ £140).

Do rich people have a blind spot full of stupid and, well, blindness when it comes to fashion?