To ask you to share your weird, irrational, petty hatreds?

[WickedWitchInTheCupboard]

I'll start...

It's incredibly immature and irrational but there is a certain (fairly common) name I cannot stand purely because it's the name of both a girl who bullied me when I was young and DHs ex, who is difficult.

I literally hate any mention of this name and automatically dislike anyone with it (ok, not really but in my head for a few moments I do!).

Another less petty but more bizarre one is that I HATE the tops of bottle caps scraping on my nails. It makes me want to be sick. Shuddering thinking about it right now!

Anyone else got any weird/petty/irrational dislikes?

Can I just ask the veterinary nurse from page one or two... What animals have claws if dogs don't? I know dogs have dew claws but I never realised I was wrong in calling the rest of them claws, rather than nails.

People who get up very early and assume a moral high ground and air of superiority over those of us who are not early morning people.

Also brushed aluminium cans, like deodorant cans or the metal banisters in shops, stations etc.

I can't bear how they feel.

People who drive continuously in the middle lane in the motorway.

men with long greasy pony tails,

Crisp eaters who eat with their bloody mouths open (DH)

wet loo seats that you don't realise were wet til you stand up and pull up your clothes and realise you have someone else's pee soaking into your trousers. thats you DS.

Oh, and people who don't say thanks if you hold a door open for them or wait for them to pass you in a confined space.

People who are stockpiling for Brexit.

Fucking bell ends

The reason we will have shortages is YOU.

Conservatives.
But that’s not an irrational hatred.

Also, conservative voters.

The noise of someone eating next to me 😡😡
When your knife or fork falls in the gravy on your plate.
People stood over me watching what I’m doing.
People who phone...what’s wrong with a text?
Really slow drivers - aaargh!!!!

Also the word ‘famalam’....aargh!!! 😡😡😡

My husbands face.

@HalfBloodPrincess Dolls prams don't just come in pink, my 2 DD have had red, green and blue ones and I've seen loads of other colours

Golf....and everything to do with it makes me shudder. and not because I'm a golf widow....I literally wouldn't have married DH if he'd been into it!!!

When a certain someone in my house leaves a mouthful of tea in the cup then scrunches up the biccy wrapper and throws it in the cup with the dreggs of the tea!....aarrgghh

The kind of couples who say ‘we’re pregnant’.

People who love Friends. I’m sorry but it makes me think less of them which is irrational I know.

The word nourish.

People who do things really slowly and deliberately e.g. you’re in the queue behind them and they slowly and deliberately take out each item out of the basket.

Then they wait for everything to go through the checkout before deciding they have a bag for life somewhere so slowly take it out and unfold it. They don’t put the items in the bag at this point.

They are then surprised that they have to pay so they rummage around in their bag for their massive purse and slowly unzip their massive purse full of cards and eventually choose one. They also have some sort of money off coupon.

They then wait for the receipt and slowly and carefully put the receipt and card back in the purse, zip it up, put it slowly in bag.

Then they put each item of shopping carefully and slowly in the bag and ask some sort of stupid question to the cashier. They then arrange stuff a bit whilst still standing in front of the till so nobody else can get in there and eventually shuffle off. Slowly.

It makes me so mad!

freddiemercury I can't bear golf clapping (by the crowd) - it's all muted and weird and makes me cringe.

My neighbours who have decided the visitor parking spaces are their own private spaces. Buy a house with enough space for all your vehicles, idiots.

We rarely need the space, our visitors mostly park on our drive so it doesn’t affect me in the slightest. But i get FURIOUS at their sense of entitlement and general twatty behaviour.

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I'd agree with the loving Friends thing if it's the ones who bang on about how much they love Friends in 2019

Yes I'm like

People who have a nostalgic fondness for Friends because it was part of their teenage years - fine

People who want to go to FriendsFest, own merch and decor, watch it, want to play the board game socially

Grow up and get some current interests!

So many I agree with but here goes:
Fearne cotton
Russell Brand
Those fucking twee signs sparkle all day or some site
Brexit stockpiling
Hun or babe
Spiders
Ungrateful drivers just acknowledge it takes half a bloody second
Cold callers fuck off and leave me alone
Dirty nails
Pushy parents living through their children
Iggle fucking piggledy stupid blue wanker
Holly Willoughby
Just a miserable old bat me

Iggle piggle
Hate not proof reading too

People starting a sentence (every sentence) with "so". It is everywhere and is a recent horrible thing. Just stop it. It adds nothing.

Mouth breathing,
Loud eating,
People who stand too close,
The smell of your clothes after someone has microwaved their soup in the shared staff area,
A colleague who actually reads my texts as they come through,
Hinch shit,
Adulting, boobing etc,
Instamums who ‘deserve’ everything and work so hard!
People complaining about the flex appeal campaign who have always worked for themselves and have not had to get back into a position within a workplace after having a baby.
Mental health ‘experts’
Self care being thrown at us by people who actually have time to do it. I don’t! Going for a wee in peace is heaven. What is this self care business anyway?
I dislike most things and most people!

People who skip queues!! In my experience, it’s mostly pensioners who do this. Like they have some sort of entitlement??!! It also really annoys me when I’m standing in a queue and someone come and stands beside me!! I mean, so they not know how a queuing system works 😐 get behind me ffs!!

I also cannot deal with noisy nose blowers. Especially in the workplace when I’m on the phone and Mr noisy beside me is blowing that hard I’m surprised his brain is still intact!!

Also... people who invade my personal space and people who breathe really heavily...like there’s a full scale gust coming from their mouth with every breath 🤮

Inconsiderate parking outside the school yes Audi bitch I mean you
Adverts
Dh asking if I want a fag then spending 10 minutes making it.
That my car now decides I need to de ice inside as well as outside
Having 1 charger for 4 items
When i have a lie in get up and it looks like Blackpool illuminations coz nobody's turned any lights off.
Every single fucking person in my house can put their clothes next to or on top on the washing basket, but not one of them can lift the lid up to put stuff in.
Sink not cleaned after washing up and bits of food is stuck all over it
Trying to get left over weetabix off the bowl
Cat trying to kill me by trying to walk between my legs when I'm feeding them for the millionth time today but have to get to the cupboard before me because I obviously have never fed them before.
When Aldi don't give you time to put your purse away before throwing the next customers shopping at you
When people ring the bell and knock the door at the same time
Packets that you can "seal" but doesn't actually stay stuck down so next time you take it out the cupboard half the pack falls on the floor
People driving on their phones. I just want to ram them off the road

I feel irrationally angry now