Tastleless jokes

[Moononthehill28]

Last night I watched s bit of Live At The Apollo. Really enjoying it I found the kind as the jokes were genuinely funny without being vulgar for once. Don’t eknow the name of the comedian but he was Canadian.
Then he told a joke which I found really offensive .
‘I prefer women rented,

@arawira....please explain!! Is it something to do with being sweet/like honey? Slunds a bit bleurgh

Sounds not slunds

Some people like Mrs Brown's Boys, for Christ's sake!

I'm half convinced that Mrs Brown's Boys is an experiment being conducted by the BBC to see exactly how low they can set the bar and still call it entertainment.

Some people like Mrs Brown's Boys, for Christ's sake!

The only person on the whole earth I know in real life who enjoys it is MIL. And she's a raging asshat 97% of the time so the BBC probably couldn't get any worse with their programming.

please explain!! Is it something to do with being sweet/like honey? Slunds a bit bleurgh

It's an Eddie Izzard joke, the whole point of it is that it doesn't make sense.

Oh, it can be tasteless the other way round too:

I like my coffee like I like my men..
Tied up in a sack on the back of a donkey in Columbia

please explain!! Is it something to do with being sweet/like honey? Slunds a bit bleurgh

Is part of one of his shows, he talks about bee keeping, moves on to coffee.

@EwItsAHooman makes better sense now

This thread is funny too least!! It was grease on the butt or backside. If it was reversed I don’t think men would find it funny at all.
I like my men rented, grease on the backside and shove something up them. Oh yes.

At least not too !

If it was reversed I don’t think men would find it funny at all. I like my men rented, grease on the backside and shove something up them.

You've got masculine culture nailed there OP. Indeed men famously abhor any humour about things being put into their anus; there never has been and never will be jokes of this nature on TV or in films, it just wouldn't be accepted.

I remember being down the pub in my early 20s with a big group of blokes, when one of the lads made a joke about gay sex- we all just tutted and left immediately; no one spoke to him again.

You've got masculine culture nailed there OP. Indeed men famously abhor any humour about things being put into their anus; there never has been and never will be jokes of this nature on TV or in films, it just wouldn't be accepted.

Really? I've watched some shows / been at the pub where they've made these kinds of jokes. Depending on the delivery and content, my friends and I have found them funny.

It was sarcasm.

Ah! Missed that

I think some posters need a sense of humour. Jokes about women, men, race, culture, sex etc. They are funny to some and not to others. Not your cup of tea? don't listen to/watch it.

I disagree I think men do find jokes about themselves very funny - they seem
To be more open to self-deprecating humour and jibes, and less touchy.

Modern comedy is a great deal more explicit and vulgar than it was in the old days-that is a truism. For right or wrong, that is the modern world.
To object to certain "crude" jokes because of a particular political/social viewpoint, opens the argument to "Mary Whitehouse".

I like my coffee like I like my men..
Tied up in a sack on the back of a donkey in Columbia

Now that made me chortle. :o

I didn't know MBB was a hang head in shame program. I honestly find it v funny.

Op joke not so much but I fear censorship and believe strongly in Evelyn Hall's 'I disagree with what you are saying but I will defend to the death your right to say it' (it's not Voltaire, pet peeve)

Great thread keep the funny jokes coming please please!