Most amazing comment you have read on MN?

[marymarkle]

What comment have you read, maybe a long time ago, that you still remember?
I still remember one MNer insisting a 4 year old should be able to walk a mile in 12 minutes. Mine are obviously slackers.

Sorry meant to post this in chat.

The chicken that feeds 12 for Sunday lunch as well as sufficient leftovers to feed a family of 4 for a week

A thread about showing your privates to other people led to one poster saying her vagina looked like a punched lasagne, and another that hers looked like two mice fighting in bag.

I was a passenger on a long, boring journey when I read those and they both made me laugh so they’ve stuck with me.

The dating 'rules' on the online dating thread (over on Relationships) have helped keep me sane throughout the process.

No is a complete sentence
It’s an invite not a court summons
Love them both.
One I hate- put your big girl pants on

Snapped and farted

T-Rexing for me, still chuckle now

Someone who claimed that they were never sleep deprived when kids were little as they ‘wouldn’t parent in a way that made sleep deprived’... not exactly the sort of supportive comment the sleep deprived OP was looking for

There was someone on here a few weeks ago saying they thought it was rude to blow your nose in front of someone and that nose blowing should be undertaken in private. I was too stunned to reply.

I do have a soft spot for 'off you fuck then, cuntychops'.

If you are in a meeting, should you just let the snot run down your face instead?

Amazingly mind boggling: after the Haiti earthquake, someone was arguing that humanitarian charities absolutely should not distribute formula to families, and instead women, including grandmothers, should be supported to relactate and used as wet nurses

Any of the ones where people never answer their doorbell or a phone call that hasn't been vetted and scheduled in for 3 months in advance.

tenbob I missed that, that is shocking.

I proper laughed at loads of comments the other day oh the men and handbag thread.

I need to find this chicken one as I've seen people talk about it but never seen the thread. I'm off for a search.

A discussion about milk where someone declares that milk is a food, not a drink and will not quench thirst

'off you fuck then, cuntychops'

I'm crying

Definitely 'no is a complete sentence'.

That it’s rude to sneeze in public and you should use some self control and hold it in.

That using a towel more than once before washing it is DISCUSTING.

Any of the hysterics brought on by loo brushes frequently has me laughing on MN.

Half-read a thread the other day entirely based on the bog brush and how best to clean one... OP asked if she wbu to put it in her dishwasher

Some toilet bleach will do love, unless you're planning on brushing your bloody teeth with it?! Went on for pages of people practically passing out at merely at the idea she owned a big brush

*Went on for pages of people practically passing out at the mere idea she even owned a bog brush

Basically the first 50 comments or so on penis beaker...

That it’s rude to sneeze in public and you should use some self control and hold it in.

Absolutely you should, after all everybody just loves it when you have a nose bleed that would make Eyjafjallajokull jealous.

"Fuck off to the far side of fuck and then fuck off some more" I am actually finding it very hard not to say this to someone currently in my life...