Most amazing comment you have read on MN?

[marymarkle]

What comment have you read, maybe a long time ago, that you still remember?
I still remember one MNer insisting a 4 year old should be able to walk a mile in 12 minutes. Mine are obviously slackers.

I may have drunk wine but I laughed actual tears at the Scottish wheel chair fight comments.

I read a comment recently where someone said you shouldn’t try to lose weight because viruses were stored in fat and losing weight would release them into your body. Just incredible!

1. A woman was a bit short of money at the end of the month, and wanted to know if she should go to a food bank .
2. Those who disbelieve any woman or girl needs to spend more than 4p a month on sanpro.
3. The woman who was scared because someone knocked on the door at 6am and she was advised by others to go to the police .

"I snapped and farted" ... that killed me for days!

I was the white bottle brush and fairy liquid poster.

Totally in jest.

Best one I've read recently is that it's a huge parenting fail to feed sandwiches to you kids.

PMSL @ ‘dick is abundant’

«Fuck off then, you spud cunt!» still makes me laugh. I like to mutter it to myself when I’m in a grump.

Sorry haven't read TFT but is it possible to have links to

1. penis beaker

2. no is a full sentence

One of my all time faves...

"You can't have cooked a hamster - they don't DISSOLVE - you're confusing them with ASPRIN."

I dig it out from Classics when I've had a bad day!

In the exact words...

Sorry but I could also have driven the day after my C section - I didn’t because I didn’t need to but I was driving daily in under two weeks when my DP went back to work. I do realise that I had a very good experience of mine and presumed they had cut me in the least hurty place!

DangerWich!

Whaaaaat?!? Weren't you on a drip?

Ginpink for you.

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/mumsnet_classics/1875847-Do-you-dunk-your-penis

My favourite ever thread is in Classics, it's the one about expectation versus reality when purchasing clothes. So many comments make me weep laughing but two of the best below:

Also spent £400 on a beautiful soft leather jacket only to see Suzi Quatro's fat nan staring back at me in the mirror.

The stylish but casual black playsuit I bought for summer beach holidays that would make me look effortlessly chic....... nope. Looked like Tinky Winky gone emo.

No is a complete sentence

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/3193323-no-is-a-complete-sentence

lesquigh i think its mor4e the fct u shouldnt could be dangerous u need to be ble to do a emergency brake without hestitaion rather than be tentative as u drive

The mumsnetter who was so enamoured with her mooncup she swore blind it had even helped her lose weight

Not so much s comment but 'screaming in the Sistine chapel' made me scream with laughter in my living room. I even used it to prove to DP why I'm on Mumsnet all the time. He got it

"I'm Angela Hernandez". My fave post ever.

"Do you dunk your penis?"

"Why do people insist on staying poor instead of saving?"

Snapped and farted.I read it when the poster had just put it on and thought wtf?!

Fuckity bye.

I love it, if you say it quickly with an innocent gaze nobody will quite believe their ears.