Aibu to start a thread about popular things that you just don’t get!

[LondonElle]

I will start....

Mum- bloggers
Friends ( tv show)
Spas

Will probably think of more at some point
( this is meant to light-hearted and I appreciate everyone has different opinions)

L O L Dolls

Squishies

Bananas (collectible toy)

Hatchimals

Yes, I am a mother, these cost me a small fortune...I don't understand why my children get any enjoyment out of them!
They don't play with them, they just line them up and then put them back in the containers!

Pretty much agreeing with all of these - ESPECIALLY Mrs Brown's Boys.... If that's 'funny', then I've had a sense of humour bypass. Ditto 'brows on fleek' - what is 'fleek'?!

Oh, and grown women who add all those weird kitten ears and whiskers to their social media profile pictures - what is that ABOUT?!

Another vote for the Mrs Brown rubbish.

Michael McIntyre

In fact all Stand up comics. Please just sit down.

@ItShouldHaveBeenJingleJess I have a work colleague who says this shit out loud. Also 'on point' as in 'got your eyebrows on point today babes' even though she is at least degree educated and a respected professional. She is nice just a bit try hard

Pandora jewellery...

Oh yes Michael McIntyre, cannot stand the man and his false joviality going ott and dancing around the stage like a feckin demented frog

Football

The Big Bang Theory ....I think its supposed to be funny but I just don't get it.

Why ladies try to look like sex dolls (sharpie eyebrows and lip fillers)
Snap chat filters. I am not a dog or a pig. A cat nose won't make me look cute. Maybe a bit of fun for kids, but really?
Photoshopping selfies so you look totally like a mannequin, but oddly the person next to you doesn't
Pandora bracelets
Crunchy peanut butter
Vegan cheese
Fake flowers and plants

Mrs Hinch. I swear I would have an asthma attack the minute I entered her home.

Michael Mcyntyre. Agree totally with a PP on here, especially after reading how badly he treated a close relative some time ago.

Zoflora. See Mrs Hinch. It took us about a week to get rid of the smell after we tried it once!

danny dyer just why-he pretends hes a really hard man with the fakest cockney accent ive ever heard

acts the same in everything and isnt funny

Baked beans

Danny dyer
Danny's dyers daughter
Mrs hinch
Cheryl Cole
Boden
White company
Pizza express
Prezzo

Danny Dyer’s daughter and her fake boyfriend.

Grey everything
Mirrored furniture
Decorative lanterns
Fake flowers

Blue hair
Intersectional feminism

Cruises
People going to Spain for the winter
Pasta
BMWs
Cats
Make up
Soaps
Vegans

Podcasts
Hashtag
memes
facebook/twitter/Instagram

Make up....I think it looks ridiculous
Fake tan

….and my number one - bullshitting lies!!

Why
Just Why

Snooker
Darts

Coffee shops
Make up
High heels
Dresses
Cheese
Orchard toys games - i like the idea but the reality is pieces everywhere and then lots missing
People who unfriend
Fake nails
Gyms
Whole class parties and expensive ones it is literally crazy how much some parents are spending. It's not like i would hand the 6yo a present worth £200+

Aubergines
Pouting selfies
Game of thrones
Jeremy Corbyn
Diane abbot
Adverts louder than general programme volume
Charity adverts
Calling partner 'babe'
Weird eyebrows like foreign punctuation marks circumflexes or Chinese hats
Sushi
Smoothies
Reality TV shows
Celebrity versions of shows that used to be general public, eg, celebrity chase, except for red nose celebrity bake offs which I loved

I really dislike it when people become louder and more animated to try to liven up the area, it just feels forced.
Energetic person in the front, "GOOD MOORNING EVERYONE!"
Audience (weakly) "Good morning"
Energetic person: "OH, COME ON, YOU CAN DO BETTER THAN THAT"
More a sentiment than an object.