Aibu to start a thread about popular things that you just don’t get!

[LondonElle]

I will start....

Mum- bloggers
Friends ( tv show)
Spas

Will probably think of more at some point
( this is meant to light-hearted and I appreciate everyone has different opinions)

Facebook
Uggs
Boomerang photos (particularly of glasses clinking together)
Uninspiring people posting ‘inspirational quotes’ on social media
Designer clothing
Anyone that is ‘shredding for the wedding’
Reality TV (particularly the talent shows)

Parkrun. Getting sweaty in some muddy park. Sounds like the opposite of fun.

Anyone on TV who isn't either reading the news or in a decent thriller.
The colour orange.
Tea with skimmed milk.
Large chunks of pepper and onion.
Any kind of vlogger or people on Instagram.
People expressing their love for their partner on socal media when you all know they're on the back foot due to shagging other people.
Hashtag anything.
Inspirational bollocks.
Houses that look like they opened the next catalogue and ordered the whole things including the ornaments.
Sharpie eye brows.

Hipsters.
Sportswear outside a gym.
Leggings and jeggings.
Shabby chic shit.
Mirrored furniture and crushed velvet sofas.
Overt vulgar displays of wealth.
Clearly I am a right miserable feck #dont care#livingmybestlife 🙄

Next sales
Pandora

Alexa

Tom Hardy

Air fresheners
The voice, strictly come dancing, any reality tv
Cats
Mint chocolate
Those photo canvases that everyone has
Random signs around the house that say ‘love’, ‘family’ etc
Mamma Mia (the film)

Amazon
Netflix
Modern reality tv (it was good 15 years ago)
Snapchat
Contouring
Eyebrows
Fake tans nails etc
Selfies
Weddings
Dogs
99% of fiction
Diets
Bacon
Dark chocolate
Ryanair
Insurance
Ikea
White bathrooms
White cars
New cars
Sickly pink on little girls
Toy guns
Showers
Pizza express

Pink/orange/green/blue hair. Why??

Dry January

Family photo shoots against a white background

Gin
X-Factor
Dancing on ice
Soaps
Jelly babies
Sushi
False eyelashes
Fake tan
Formula 1
Blueberries

Celebrities

No if you have a huge house you can't hear baby !

Youngish children with their own social media accounts

Instagram filters - if I see another woman with a sodding puppy filter on her face I will scream
Unicorn ANYTHING
Baths vs a shower
People banging on about detoxifying themselves via various bogus methods
Anti vaxxers
Thongs
Bloody skinny jeans - when will they go away?

Ru Paul's Drag Race
Prosecco
Dark chocolate
Spin classes
High neck tops
Fruit teas
Liane Moriarty novels
Coronation Street

The leggings cult - though I think they are called running tights...

Llamas, flamingos etc, what is it all about?
Over the top makeup for everyday, along with huge done hair, surely if you go to so much effort every day then when you have a special occasion you don't feel any different?
Fake tan as well, it doesn't look real.
Cropped tops in winter, and what is the point of a cropped jumper?

Owning a television, not to mention watching one

Ridiculous eyebrows that make people look like Sweep from the Sooty Show

Harry Potter

Another vote for the Kardashians. Ugh.

People who support Jeremy Corbyn and think he should be prime minister
People who make no effort with their appearance/personal grooming then feel all miserable about how they look
People who think we should crash out the eu with no deal.
People who think saying cunt makes them cool.
People who post in Aibu and then throw a strop when people tell them they are indeed being very unreasonable

Basically it's people I don't get.🤣

Cropped jumpers can be worn with high waisted jeans

"de-toxing" no such thing, read a science book
Claiming to have a wheat or dairy intolerance with no medical evidence, see above

People who are obsessed with Next clothes

Cliques of middle aged women on weekends away - just been away and had to listen to group on the train basically slag off everyone they knew - they were teachers and no one was expect...- colleagues, parents, support staff. Unbelievably unprofessional.

Fillers and whatever it creates. Really sad to see the puffy face it creates.

Dislike of gin if you’ve never really understood it....been drinking the stuff and collecting it for 25 years...very much understand it and drink it infrequently, but don’t understand people, hating it without checking it out.

Overt expense on fake looking beauty treatments as in...fake nails every two weeks; eyebrows; lashes; hair extensions.......then wondering why they are ‘skint’. Be natural save your money and enjoy a nice holiday.

Bad manners generally