Aibu to start a thread about popular things that you just don’t get!

[LondonElle]

I will start....

Mum- bloggers
Friends ( tv show)
Spas

Will probably think of more at some point
( this is meant to light-hearted and I appreciate everyone has different opinions)

Nutella

YouTube makeup "gurus"

Cold shoulder tops

Fried chicken

"Philosophical" quotes on YouTube that end up sounding passive aggressive and bitter.

I mean social media not YouTube

Oh you would hate me @Fashionista101
I can't be doing with sitting paying good money for someone to faff with me and make small talk. Thoroughly boring.
I'd rather read a book or have a nap.

friends tv show. Glad it's not just me
Luther
Kardashians
Slug eyebrows
Lip fillers. Make young women look 50 yrs older.
Crop tops. Cath Kidston

Weddings/marriage
Andre Rieu (he gives me the creeps)
Slimming World/Weight watchers
Football

I saw the header, and opened this with the intention of saying the show Friends (and Aniston as I cannot stand her) only to see it in the body of your post, LondonElle. Good minds think alike!

@PassTheGinPlease haha read in the hairdressers?! I'm certain most of MN would hate me reading these 😂

Vaping. Yes!!! God, why do that? Just why?

•Right on• Guardian articles and readers.
Hello magazine
TV mags
Chat and gossip trashy mags
Fiona Bruce - come back Dimbleby
Question Time because it makes me cringe
Prepared questions by QT audience
Hipsters
Hipster coffee faffing
Stilettos
Leggings
Jeggings
The word jeggings
Skinny jeans

The brand Hush

Mint Velvet

Bloggers... particularly lifestyle and children's bloggers. I despise the children's bloggers, calling everyone guys. Hi guuuuuys.... just wanted to share something with you guuuuuys. It is so fake and gives me the rage.

Make up Palettes designed by Drag artists
Absolutely stupid videos of someone filling a balloon with Pepsi or similar
Pouting
Using filters on your phone so you look like a penguin and / or 19
Royalty

Lexus's
Liam Neeson's acting
Mrs Brown's Boys
Laughing at animals or children hurting themselves online
Marvel Superheroes
America

Bloggers who say'I am a full time Mummy of Sebastian and Giordano and a part time Lunchbox Ideas writer'

There is a definite theme here ! Winners seems to be

Contouring make up
Mum targeted clothing retailers
Beards and hipsters

What does this say of us ? Natural looking and individual

Lip fillers,
Game of thrones
bath bombs
Slime!
Great british bakeoff
Celebs/ new mums / celebs in general promoting new diets / shakes / mummy books!
Selfies

Ant and Dec - what are they for?
Dec’s boring old romance.

Fake nails with a different middle one. Worse than the fake five.

Live action remakes of Disney classics

Coffee. I try. My friends always want to go out for coffee. Meet up for a coffee. Come round for a coffee. I just like tea. But coffee is the cool thing and it makes me feel sick when it’s really milky but tastes like cow dung without it.

Gluten free everything
I can explain that one. If you have an intolerance then there is nothing to not understand. Went out yesterday and ate some by accident - it happens - without going into details, I'm sitting her with a tummy rumbling like thunder and unable to move far from the bath room.

My list...
Tattoos
Love Island, Big Brother etc
Overly long nails - get them manicured professionally by all means but when they become tallons, get them filed.
Celebrities/ordinary people who think we want every miniscule detail of their lives posted on social media.

TV talent shows
Very high heels, basically any shoes you can’t run in
Big mugs of hot drinks that cost the best part of a fiver
Fake nails
Unicorns
Smiggle (even DD(7) doesn’t get Smiggle)
Teresa May
Snapchat

But each to their own

X number of sleeps until ....
Holibubs/Holibobs
Car stickers which say, “powered by fairy dust”