AIBU to think this is a fanny omelette?

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Seriously Jamie Oliver.

If your fanny looks like that you need to see a doctor.

If your fanny looks even remotely like that, may I recommend seeing your GP

Now very concerned about your fanny OP.

@GeorgieTheGorgeousGoat

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What they said ^^ you need a Doctor

The only fanny in that picture is the one holding the omelette.

Not sure about a fann but it's on the menu for brekkie tomorrow.

Roll on 8am 🍴

My mind is firmly in the gutter most of the time but I most definitely do not see any semblance of a fanny.

Omelette on TOAST?

[bravo] Janet

Looks like a horrible omelette though.

Greggs do omelette in a roll at breakfast time.

Maybe one of those awful birthing fanjos people make cakes out of.

I had a 4th degree tear after my first child so my fanny has looked worse than that 😂

You should check out the blue waffle then!

mmmm think it's just you op.

More Spring Roll/Penis like if you ask me.

Probs done on purpose... attention seeking.

I see an ode to fanny in picture number 4 but not a still life.

More Picasso than Constable. But yes, there's an air of fanny in the omelette.

You have eggs that big? Must have painful periods.

Ha ha! The bottom right one maybe. Here’s some proper fanjo comedy for your Saturday night entertainment vimeo.com/302868255?fbclid=IwAR0HZPKBGW_hf6hxRDZrUpmSvnV95Gc7EU05JE2ueHKXQqQmqWY2e8hoKzQ

It wouldn't have been my first thought, TBH. And I've seen a fair few fannies.

Pic 4 is more like "Oh no, my pitta bread split."

Love it merename