Being Prime Minister

[FenellaMaxwell]

AIBU to think actually, let’s just make Boris Johnson PM if he wants it so badly. You made this whole sorry shit show mess, Boris. You clean it up.

It’s not like things can be any worse and it’s time that smug bastard got what he deserves - a spot of global humiliation will do just fine.

No, there is more to bring Prime Minister than Brexit and I don’t want that oaf in charge of our country.

If PM is a job that just goes to the one who wants it most, I'll throw my hat into the ring. However, some further talents should be required (which is where I'll try to forget May and Corbyn exist). Ha - that means everyone will still beat BJ anyway.

David Cameron should have to be his deputy PM, he played a hand in this shit show too.

Yeah Boris in Ni10 and Trump in the White House,

Let me think about that for a moment.....er....no thanks.

Tweedle dum and tweedle Dee come to mind.

It's got to the point where I really don't care any more.

Think of the stories we'll have for the grandkids though as we all huddle around our campfires in the post-Brexit wasteland, Be-leavers hunting Re-moaners for sport, Danny Dyer the leader of the Resistance while Overlord Boris sit about on a throne built from melted down blue passports forged together by Nigel Farage's fire breath.

I think this country has embarrassed itself enough already

Thinking things couldn’t get any worse is part of how we got into this mess in the first place.

Ugh, no.

I will volunteer to be PM.

I'm cancelling Brexit and I don't care if that makes me a dictator.

Hell no

He's a horrible buffoon who did a terrible job as foreign secretary. He's the last thing we need at a time like this.

I agree he needs to be made accountable for the shit he's stirred, but look at what a dire job he did as foreign secretary. It's quite impressive to be so bad at a ministerial job that even Jeremy Hunt is better than you!