To think toothpaste shouldn’t taste of semen?

[rachelfrost]

This one definitely does. And it’s got a picture of a hand grasping a big hammer handle on the tube. It’s arm and hammer sensitive pro.

I’m not sure who I should complain to but I feel
I should have been warned. What if my partner came home and I thought I was minty fresh for him and terrible misunderstanding ensued?

When I got together with dh I had to ask him to stop using arm and hammer toothpaste because his breath smelled of spunk. He was oblivious and normally is more sensitive than me to smells.

I knew which toothpaste you were going to say before I opened the thread It makes my teeth feel so nice though so I won't use anything else.
There is a minty version which disguises the spunkiness.

Poundland sell the foul non-minty one. That was an awful week, the week DH thought he'd scored a bargain

Does it cum in a pump dispenser?

I was going to say about the bleach as well - there was a kitchen spray and my hands would smell of spunk for hours afterwards. My boyfriend at the time noticed as well (in a slightly confused way rather than a jealous way). Will be avoiding the toothpaste.

I can't use Aldi bio washing powder as it smells like poor shit to me but I've never smelt a spunk tree or cumpaste, I shall have to just to join the cool gang

Is it Oral A?

I think T Bone Steak flavour Roysters really smell of spunk, particularly the first sniff when you open the packet

^

Now I've heard it all. Roysters!

See the puns have begun

To be fair halfwitpicker there are some very funny ones on this thread.

I showed it to DH (as we use the toothpaste without ever noticing anything dodgy about the taste) and he was chortling at it.

GREAT NEWS for the curious... it's on offer at the moment in Sainsbury's!
Grab some spunky toothpaste while stocks last!

Another one who knew you were going to say arm and hammer. Its vile.

Hello @halfwitpicker

Wait, there was actually a thread where a guy accused his GF of having penis/semen breath??? LINK???

Yes , that was Steve!

I knew as soon as I saw the title it was going to be arm and hammer toothpaste. I’ve been using it for a good while but only recently noticed that particular taste

I’ve learnt from this thread that I’m never ordering carbonara in a restaurant again 🤢

Penis breath on girlfriend (564 Posts) by SteveUK1980

SORRY , DID NOT LINK

Alreet, CharlyAngelic

Is it really weird that i now want to go and buy a tube just to taste it and see? 

You and me both. I shall have one taste, just to see, and throw the rest away - yuck 🤢

Haha as soon as I saw the post title I knew you meant Arm and Hammer! I just bought some....vile vile vile! YANBU with bells on

@DiscoDown @Zoflorabore I have always been adamant that bleach smells like semen, so pleased to see i'm not alone!

And let’s just not go there with the Scampi fries n Lemon Niknaks.

Oh yeah, the smelly knickers and sweaty socks as we used to call them, in that order.....🤮

Can someone contact them for free samples? @mumsnetHQ ?
For research purposes?

I was planning on having carbonara tonight for dinner