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To think toothpaste shouldn’t taste of semen?

104 replies

rachelfrost · 16/01/2019 22:11

This one definitely does. And it’s got a picture of a hand grasping a big hammer handle on the tube. It’s arm and hammer sensitive pro.

I’m not sure who I should complain to but I feel
I should have been warned. What if my partner came home and I thought I was minty fresh for him and terrible misunderstanding ensued?

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SneakyGremlins · 16/01/2019 22:43

Arm and Hammer you say?

where can I buy it

DontFuckingSayIt · 16/01/2019 22:44

Yes it does!
So does Gaviscon.

My school toilets had hand soap that smelled like semen.

peepholepringle · 16/01/2019 22:49

I bloody knew there was a tree/bush that smells like semen. There was one down the lane we used to live off and I could smell it every now and then. DH would look at me like this 🤨 when I mentioned it so I'm glad to see others know of it!

Kemer2018 · 16/01/2019 22:51

We've got a cum blossom tree overhanging our driveway. It reeks like a prostitutes knickers in May. Makes my eyes water and I nearly hurl whenever i go out.
Dunno about the toothpaste though 😂😂

Onecabbage · 16/01/2019 22:53

I want to say it could be worse, but I really can’t think of anything worse.
I have used Arm & Hammer, can’t say I noticed that smell though.

IroningMan · 16/01/2019 22:54

I'm so glad I'm not the only one who thought this!

Lavenderee · 16/01/2019 22:56

@clawdee, it tastes like bleach and tears and it’s got the consistency of phlegm in the middle of a very productive cold. I do not believe anyone who says they love it. I just don’t. They can tolerate it, sure, but love it? I don’t believe it!

And yes, that toothpaste tastes like it! I’ve always thought so. There used to be a baking soda whitening tooth powder a few years ago and that was just like powdered semen. It was so unmistakeable.

cooblanket · 16/01/2019 22:56

Mitchell and Webb reckon it's linden trees that smell like semen

ReanimatedSGB · 16/01/2019 22:57

I was just wondering how on earth anyone's DP/DH managed to jizz in a toothpaste tube... (I know I'm the one with all the expertise in bizarre kinks, but this is one even I haven't encountered before...)

Onestep2 · 16/01/2019 22:57

Omg hahaha the penis breath thread!!

If that's you... your bf suspects your having an affair. Hahahaha

Aprilshowersarecomingsoon · 16/01/2019 23:01

Trollop all of you.
How do you all know??

Troels · 16/01/2019 23:08

@BusySnipingOnCallOfDuty What does the Charcoal toothpaste taste like? Is it mint?

I think Doritos ranch smell like sweaty balls.

DustyMaiden · 16/01/2019 23:09

Do all men taste the same then?

SneakyGremlins · 16/01/2019 23:10

@ReanimatedSGB I've heard of ejaculating onto a toothbrush but not in the actual tube Shock

SneakyGremlins · 16/01/2019 23:11

@DustyMaiden depends on what they've eaten/drunk for one thing...

user1473878824 · 16/01/2019 23:13

I always thought it was a bit fishy rather than semen. Wow. Getting ready for bed tonight is going to be fucking awful.

user1473878824 · 16/01/2019 23:13

But also can’t wait to show DP this as I made him buy it.

ChakiraChakra · 16/01/2019 23:17

I nominate classics!

AdoraBell · 16/01/2019 23:18

I use a different brand and one of their’s smells of shit, literally. I thought I’d forgotten to wash my hands after clearing up after my dog’s accident 🤢

Clawdy · 16/01/2019 23:18

My aunt said the other day " All this feminism, and girls are doing things for men that they would have had to pay for, when I was young. We were lucky."

RagingWhoreBag · 16/01/2019 23:21

it tastes like bleach and tears and it’s got the consistency of phlegm in the middle of a very productive cold. I do not believe anyone who says they love it. I just don’t. They can tolerate it, sure, but love it? I don’t believe it! Grin priceless.

DP bought some Discos crisps as a lovely little late night snack over Xmas. We were both munching away at the prawn cocktail ones a little hesitantly, until we looked at each other and started giggling. I looked on the ingredients as I was convinced they must have used actual cock in the prawn cocktail flavouring. Strangely couldn’t finish the pack after we’d realised.

Another thing that smells of semen - warm chocolate fudge cake. Obviously I still eat it.

RedHatsDoNotSuitMe · 16/01/2019 23:28

Do all men taste the same then?

Not sure DustyMaiden, I've not slept with all of them Grin

HandDriedRoses · 16/01/2019 23:32

I can't use liquid gaviscon as it reminds me of semen Envy

Magenta46 · 16/01/2019 23:32

Really??? is this worthy of a debate/conversation? Buy a different brand

safariboot · 16/01/2019 23:37

I got put off by carbonara for years after having one in a restaurant that tasted of semen

I can think of an obvious reason restaurant food might taste like semen.

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