To think toothpaste shouldn’t taste of semen?

[rachelfrost]

This one definitely does. And it’s got a picture of a hand grasping a big hammer handle on the tube. It’s arm and hammer sensitive pro.

I’m not sure who I should complain to but I feel
I should have been warned. What if my partner came home and I thought I was minty fresh for him and terrible misunderstanding ensued?

Arm and Hammer you say?

where can I buy it

Yes it does!
So does Gaviscon.

My school toilets had hand soap that smelled like semen.

I bloody knew there was a tree/bush that smells like semen. There was one down the lane we used to live off and I could smell it every now and then. DH would look at me like this 🤨 when I mentioned it so I'm glad to see others know of it!

We've got a cum blossom tree overhanging our driveway. It reeks like a prostitutes knickers in May. Makes my eyes water and I nearly hurl whenever i go out.
Dunno about the toothpaste though 😂😂

I want to say it could be worse, but I really can’t think of anything worse.
I have used Arm & Hammer, can’t say I noticed that smell though.

I'm so glad I'm not the only one who thought this!

@clawdee, it tastes like bleach and tears and it’s got the consistency of phlegm in the middle of a very productive cold. I do not believe anyone who says they love it. I just don’t. They can tolerate it, sure, but love it? I don’t believe it!

And yes, that toothpaste tastes like it! I’ve always thought so. There used to be a baking soda whitening tooth powder a few years ago and that was just like powdered semen. It was so unmistakeable.

Mitchell and Webb reckon it's linden trees that smell like semen

I was just wondering how on earth anyone's DP/DH managed to jizz in a toothpaste tube... (I know I'm the one with all the expertise in bizarre kinks, but this is one even I haven't encountered before...)

Omg hahaha the penis breath thread!!

If that's you... your bf suspects your having an affair. Hahahaha

Trollop all of you.
How do you all know??

@BusySnipingOnCallOfDuty What does the Charcoal toothpaste taste like? Is it mint?

I think Doritos ranch smell like sweaty balls.

Do all men taste the same then?

@ReanimatedSGB I've heard of ejaculating onto a toothbrush but not in the actual tube

@DustyMaiden depends on what they've eaten/drunk for one thing...

I always thought it was a bit fishy rather than semen. Wow. Getting ready for bed tonight is going to be fucking awful.

But also can’t wait to show DP this as I made him buy it.

I nominate classics!

I use a different brand and one of their’s smells of shit, literally. I thought I’d forgotten to wash my hands after clearing up after my dog’s accident 🤢

My aunt said the other day " All this feminism, and girls are doing things for men that they would have had to pay for, when I was young. We were lucky."

it tastes like bleach and tears and it’s got the consistency of phlegm in the middle of a very productive cold. I do not believe anyone who says they love it. I just don’t. They can tolerate it, sure, but love it? I don’t believe it! priceless.

DP bought some Discos crisps as a lovely little late night snack over Xmas. We were both munching away at the prawn cocktail ones a little hesitantly, until we looked at each other and started giggling. I looked on the ingredients as I was convinced they must have used actual cock in the prawn cocktail flavouring. Strangely couldn’t finish the pack after we’d realised.

Another thing that smells of semen - warm chocolate fudge cake. Obviously I still eat it.

Do all men taste the same then?

Not sure DustyMaiden, I've not slept with all of them

I can't use liquid gaviscon as it reminds me of semen

Really??? is this worthy of a debate/conversation? Buy a different brand

I got put off by carbonara for years after having one in a restaurant that tasted of semen

I can think of an obvious reason restaurant food might taste like semen.