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To think toothpaste shouldn’t taste of semen?

104 replies

rachelfrost · 16/01/2019 22:11

This one definitely does. And it’s got a picture of a hand grasping a big hammer handle on the tube. It’s arm and hammer sensitive pro.

I’m not sure who I should complain to but I feel
I should have been warned. What if my partner came home and I thought I was minty fresh for him and terrible misunderstanding ensued?

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rachelfrost · 16/01/2019 23:42

I’m so happy that others have noticed this too and it wasn’t someone at the toothpaste factory who couldn’t resist an empty tube or my dp eating too many polos.

Bad news for me is that I’ve always loved the smell of sweet chestnut blossom and stop for a sniff. Definitely mentioned to ex-in-laws how I liked the smell as there’s a tree near them.

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RagingWhoreBag · 16/01/2019 23:42

DS had a carbonara that tasted like E45 moisturiser. Nearly gagged when he tried eating it Envy

Klopptimist · 16/01/2019 23:44

Really??? is this worthy of a debate/conversation?

Absolutely. Life can be bloody hard at times so let's have a laugh when we can Grin

Teagoanngoanngoann · 16/01/2019 23:46

Is it really weird that i now want to go and buy a tube just to taste it and see? Confused Ive never used arm & hammer.. im a colgate girl!

Defender90 · 16/01/2019 23:51
Grandadwasthatyou · 16/01/2019 23:52

We had one of those trees in our front garden in our last house. Whenever we were seeing visitors out of the front door we could smell it. My DH and I used to look at each other and snigger like silly schoolchildren.

Vicky1990 · 16/01/2019 23:54

That hand is not grasping a hammer !.

WineNotTea · 16/01/2019 23:55

Having had a very memorable experience with someone a few years ago (at least 25 lol ) I can confirm that semen in your eyes is NOT a good thing.
Blimey Charlie..... handcuffs, alcohol, TV porn and ‘getting down’ there was a grave mistake. I was blind for at least 2 days and my skin is now shit, so it’s all absolute bollocks! Literally!
I’ve got no idea what this had to do with toothpaste....

NowYouHaveDoneIt · 17/01/2019 00:01

Now this is worrying....this is the only toothpaste my dh will use. If it doesnt have the 'pro' part on it he insists its not as good as the just sensitive one! I dont use it. Shall have to have a little try in the morning....he got chatted up by a guy last week as well...HmmGrin

KC225 · 17/01/2019 00:05

This thread is making me feel quite queasy. Having said that - it has put me right a midnight snack. May suggest this thread to the weight watchers tips board.

NowYouHaveDoneIt · 17/01/2019 00:05

Maybe yr dh is getting muddled up with that on trend thing of getting off on the Tube.Grin

cherrytree63 · 17/01/2019 00:07

I had a conversation with my OH this morning when we were in Boots buying toothpaste. I said my dentist had given me a sample (ooer missus) of Corsadyl toothpaste but it tasted of spunk and I was debating what to say if he asked if I was using it when I went for my check up.
Someone behind me sniggered. Was it a MNer??

Vicky1990 · 17/01/2019 00:32

Just had an idea, fanny tasting tooth paste, do you think it would sell?.

BoswellsBollocks · 17/01/2019 00:47

In my old job I often had to open up multi packs of pork scratchings to put on to clip strips.

Them bags smelt of pure bell end.

blackheartsgirl · 17/01/2019 01:13

My exs spunk used to taste of fag smoke Envy

ScienceIsTruth · 17/01/2019 01:17

Sometimes, bleach smells like that to me. BlushConfused Just thought I was weird. More when I've been cleaning with it and can smell it on my hands afterwards.

ScienceIsTruth · 17/01/2019 01:22

Thank goodness, Lavenderee, I'm not the only one who thinks it smells like bleach!

Zoflorabore · 17/01/2019 01:22

Haha I was coming on to say the same re:bleach!

My almost 16yr old ds was asking me lots of questions recently as he said there was a funny smell on me, I had been using bleach.
Now it all makes sense Shock yuck...

DuffBeer · 17/01/2019 01:37

Oh, I also like that particular brand Blush

I must admit, I've never noticed the semen tang of which you speak

emwithme · 17/01/2019 06:22

I think T Bone Steak flavour Roysters really smell of spunk, particularly the first sniff when you open the packet

CharlyAngelic · 17/01/2019 07:37

Steve , is that you ?

CharlyAngelic · 17/01/2019 07:40

Does anyone know where I can buy a tube of foofpaste?

Onescaredmuma · 17/01/2019 07:48

That's disgusting how would you even know? What would poses you to ever put that in your mouth? Confused
Use colgate like everyone else Grin

londonrach · 17/01/2019 07:56

Hated the taste but dh likes it. Im a colgate fan. Dh has three different types of toothpaste he uses that makes me gag...thats one of them. Might tell him. Poundlandsells arm and hammer semen smelling toothpaste for those asking as well as every supermarket.

HeckinHell · 17/01/2019 08:03

I fucking KNEW there was a tree that smelled like semen! Thank god for this thread, I thought I was just perverse.

I’ve never tried semen toothpaste, but there’s a bathroom cleaner I’ve used that reeks of spunk. Which is great when you’re having a quick clean before guests arrive...