Song lyrics

[Justagirlwholovesaboy]

I would do anything for love, but I won’t do that.. AIBU that this is a contradiction? Anyone else know other non factual lyrics, tell me you favourite , just for fun, I’m not freaking of here :)

Or “we all live in a yellow submarine”. Not a very practical housing situation

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger.
No it doesn't, you're just not dead.

Or at least hospitalised :)

Ain't got no distractions
Can't hear no buzzers and bells
Don't see no lights a flashing
Plays by sense of smell

From Pinball Wizard. Not so much contradictory just a stupid line.

“Sorry seems to be the hardest word” obviously not from what is posted on here :)

"I would do almost anything for love, the exceptions are...", does not flow very well.

There is a Yellow Submarine b&b in Liverpool. Quite good, depends on how many occupants at one time (bathrooms etc), but do-able,

Now - 'In an Octopussy's Garden in the Rain' is a different matter altogether.

Ohhh 😐

“Everybody wants to rule the world”, actually I’d rather not, I have commitment issues.....

Surely others must have disagreed with song lyrics at some time, do you really all love to sing in the rain?

Would a blue or red submarine be any more practical? 🤔

Maybe a blue one would make it blend in more with the sea....I doubt the family living ther are much more comfy though :)

"Surely others must have disagreed with song lyrics at some time"

well yeah loads of us have. Just not at 3am and in response to a post that stinks of lazy journo.

Lazy journo? Nope not me, judging much?

When in any of my previous posts have I made you think I’m a “lazy journo”, was
Just posting for fun, nothing more

"Our friends are all on board, many more of them live next door."

But if all your friends are on your yellow submarine how can you have more next door?

TheIncredible, that's the same issue my 3yo has with the song

Ed Sheeran "I'll be loving you till we're 70."

So when they're 70 he's going to say, "it was nice knowing you, but it's time to move on now."

I whistle a happy tune so no-one ever knows I'm afraid........Really????

'I believe I can fly, I believe I can touch the sky'

Go on then, off the roof you nonce

Haha, never seems picked up on the Ed Sheeran lyrics, does seem odd!