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To suggest instead of veganuary or dry January .....try shag-uary!

16 replies

cuspish · 08/01/2019 22:32

Much better for mental health than deprivation, great for fitness, great for general happiness!

Me and dh have been doing shag-uary - and it’s great. You have to a minimum of one shag a day, with no stipulation on length, location or when.

Maybe some of you do this anyway, but we’ve ended up more like every couple of weeks. So good to be doing it everyday. I’ve been
Walking round with a smile knowing i’m On a promise

Recommended! Survive January and Brexit! More shagging

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MightyMagnificentScarfaceClaw · 08/01/2019 22:35

How very unlike the home life of our own dear Queen.

Littlechocola · 08/01/2019 22:35
Grin
cuspish · 08/01/2019 22:36

:-D

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SneakyGremlins · 08/01/2019 22:36

I'm trying but I only have two FWBs and they both have work a lot.

InspectorIkmen · 08/01/2019 22:37

I’d rather eat my own eyelids but unto each their own. You want to rut until you’re walking like a cowboy. I want my lovely comfy bed, my new book and 8 hours of glorious solitude
Horses/course I guess

WillYouDoTheFandango · 08/01/2019 22:38

Mighty what a beautifully simple response. You make me snort Grin

LonelyAmongUs · 08/01/2019 22:39

with no stipulation on length

I'd never open for less than a seven!

Storminateacup1 · 08/01/2019 22:41

Christ, I’d be red raw after a couple of days. Blush

BadLad · 08/01/2019 22:42

We'll try this in the autumn, when Cocktober starts.

cuspish · 08/01/2019 22:42

Yeah mighty, that was hilarious!

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tinydancer88 · 08/01/2019 22:43

As I'm single this would definitely make me feel better about myself than sacking off alcohol or meat and dairy Grin

DeadBod · 08/01/2019 22:44

I suggest this every New Year but we don't get past day 2.

cuspish · 08/01/2019 22:46

Shag-uary
Fud- ruary
Munch
Arse-ril
Minge

Errrr

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SalmonLeBon · 08/01/2019 22:46

DH works away all week. Is there a one player game? Grin

BunsOfAnarchy · 08/01/2019 22:48

What a brill idea! DH will love this lol

cuspish · 08/01/2019 22:56

No sorry salmon, you’ll have to just stay sober and cheeseless instead.

Although I suppose you could commit to phone sex every night with a really decent wank. That’d be quite transformative too and you’d both be gagging on the weekend

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