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Coralnails · 03/01/2019 13:11

I'm currently looking for a holiday so of course I'm reading trip adviser reviews.

I can't believe how many people leave poor reviews over the stupidest of things.

Quite a lot will leave bad reviews when they haven't even stayed at the place, but they've taken the hump because it was fully booked or a tour operator mixed up the bookings.

Or complaining about the weather, as if that's the hotels fault.

One that made me cry with laughter was the one who complained that no one spoke English well - in Spain.

Another left a hotel one star because they tv remote was faulty and they could hear someone from the kitchen putting the recycling out throughout the day. Apparently everything else was great, but they felt those two minor complaints warranted a terrible review.

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mrsjackrussell · 03/01/2019 17:54

Not a trip advisor one but I went to a local restaurant run by a couple. The husband cooks and the wife waits the tables.
She came up and asked how the food was and I said it was tasty but a bit dry. She got the hump and said 'well that man over there had it and liked it'.
Shame she couldn't take criticism and the food is generally lovely but it put me off going back there.

CaptainBrickbeard · 03/01/2019 18:09

MrsJayy, I stayed in a glorious hotel that was reviewed as giving favourable treatment to Russians. We found it hilarious and it became a bit of a holiday running joke.

abacucat · 03/01/2019 18:18

I have been reading the Trip Advisor thread about The Peacock Hotel and it is hilarious because of the owner's responses. This one in particular just defies belief. The owners response also makes it clear that many of the things being alleged were true.

This is the review left.

"Visited with a group of 14 in April 14.

Despite the reservations being confirmed 3 days before arrival, they only managed to get 2 out of the 6 bookings correct!!!

Supposedly upgraded us to alternative superior accommodation, but actually just "double booked" us & farmed us out to alternative, far reaching destinations spread across Bakewell...absolute profiteering at its finest!

As can be witnessed from his quite unbelievably rude & aggressive responses to complaints on this site, Graham the landlord is some piece of work and has no concept of how to treat customers fairly or accept any responsibility for his own failings.

Be assured he is even more impressive in the flesh, at one point, whilst we were requesting clean bedding (as that on the beds, was full over hairs!!), lunging over the bar at 2 of the females on our party and screaming he was going to cancel our table reservation.
Thankfully the whole party moved on & we ate elsewhere.

Without doubt, the worst customer service ever experienced in our lives and a disgrace to the tourism industry.
A outstanding case of "over promise and under deliver".

This place survives off it's location & nothing more from our experience.
If you can avoid this place do so at all costs."

abacucat · 03/01/2019 18:18

Then the owners response -

AN UNBELIEVABLE ATTACK - ABSOLUTELY UNBELIEVABLE

This is an absolutely unbelievable attack/review where lies have been manufactured to put massive spin on the truth....and the behaviour of one certain individual of the party is something I have never come across in all my time at the Peacock, which is seven years. The winging and moaning was something you had to witness to believe..........

JWL from Sheffield DID NOT even witness the incidents in the Bar, she is basically repeating what she has been told - PLEASE READ ON:

We simply overbooked, and the efforts I went to ensuring that Six Guests were given, what I think was fantastic accommodation as an alternative makes this review quite unbelievable.

Four of the party booked the family room, which is exactly that, a family room in all intent and purposes for two adults and two children, and two of the party booked a double room, so I moved the four at my discretion to a beautiful cottage on Prospect Terrace in Bakewell, and two more of the party (who yes I had made the mistake of double booking) into Melbourne House B & B. where they were allocated a lovely double bedroom.

The cottage is owned by a friend of mine, and has just this last few weeks finished being refurbished at a cost in excess of £30,000 and had never previously been used - I had only had the TV fitted 3 days previous as a favour, as the owner was in Majorca and asked me to help him out.

You can visit and see for yourself how beautiful the cottage is, if you visit the web on Bakewell Retreat and link on to Penn Cottage - How gorgeous and beautiful is that cottage?

After two of the women were allocated the cottage along with their husbands, they started winging in that weak moaning type of voice - I asked them where was the problem, as surely they understood, and should embrace the fantastic locality that is the best of Bakewell - the privacy and fantastic views from the spacious terrace, not forgetting they were actually being given a lovely cottage to stay in for the night at my expense, as opposed to a smaller family room they had originally booked that, to say the least was only really appropriate for two adults and two children.

Unfortunately it wasn't good enough, but I'm sure we've all met the type.....

You can also visit Melbourne House on Trip Advisor to see how lovely the B & B is, run by John & Marie - the reviews are fantastic.

The only answers I got, when I explained the reasoning and mistake was, that they had booked a room in a pub and they wanted to be near their friends. They then started complaining that they would have to walk down the hill into Bakewell and in their high heels and they didn't like to think they would have to walk back after a meal and a few beers.

I countered this by the offer I would personally give them a lift back at night!

On this offering, it was thrown in my face that Breakfast is at 9 o'clock, and that they would have to walk to the Peacock on Sunday morning, but again I countered this by saying that I would give them a 9.30am window, and surely they should embrace a lovely walk down Fly Hill into the centre of Bakewell on a quiet Sunday morning and it should/would be a pleasure.

More and more they just kept saying it's not what we booked, and we want to be near our friends - until I just simply informed them that I honestly believed I had pulled out all the stops and nothing I could do would appease them, they were simply finding excuses with every explanation I gave, and this was something I would repeat later in the evening when the moans just carried on until enough was enough.

The two other guests were then taken to Melbourne House, where John - the owner phoned myself and informed me they were complaining, as it was too far out of town, they too wanted to be with their friends, and they didn't want to walk the 300 yards or so into town. Apparently after a chat with John, and seeing the room allocated, they changed their minds.

Why do grown men and women feel the need on a day out that they have to be next door to their friends, when they will be spending the best part of the evening sat at the same table eating, drinking, talking, having a laugh etc.

If it was a school trip of under 14's I would understand, but grown up individuals I'm sorry....and lets's be honest here, we now all have the mobile phone, so what the heck is 300 yards when you're all gonna meet up anyway!

The whole party of 12, on arriving and checking in at the Peacock in the late afternoon, asked if they could book the conservatory and 'balloon the room up' with birthday banners and such, for a meal booked for 14 persons, in which although the meal wasn't booked until 8pm, I had no objection to, although it was a very busy Saturday night, and we could not let anyone use the six tables in the conservatory after 6.30pm, as I felt it wouldn't be right if any one would have prevented the party from sitting down at the 8pm request.

So let's be clear here, I was losing 6 tables that we could have used between 6.30pm - and 7.30pm, but I thought it was the least I could do under the circumstances.

Ten of the party turned up at around 7.30pm, and of course sat down, started on a few beers and bottles of wine, awaiting the four who had been allocated Penn Cottage.

On arrival of the four, one of the women came to the bar and told me that the bed in one room wasn't clean - I queried to what extent and she informed me there were hairs in the bed.

I questioned this accusation and informed her that although the cottage wasn't mine, I had phoned and spoken to the owner prior to taking them up to the cottage, and he had clarified the cottage was clean and had not been used.

I then phoned the owner in their presence at 8.15, put the phone on loudspeaker so she herself could hear the conversation and asked the owner, who was still in Majorca, in front of their very eyes and ears if he cottage was clean, and had it been ever used. He informed me before them, that the cottage had new sheets, and the beds in both rooms had never been slept in - in fact it was the very first time he'd allowed Penn Cottage to be used, and this was for a one night favour to help out in the predicament I was in.

The Peacock was absolutely jam packed, and this conversation took place in the vicinity of the Juke Box, with the noise level in the Pub quite high. At this time it was to say the least very noisy, and we couldn't be heard clearly, so to carry out the conversation to include all the four persons I had to shout above the level of noise generated by diners, drinkers and even the Juke Box - yes you get the picture, the Peacock was very busy and it was rather noisy, I was then accused by the lady who I was originally having a conversation with of being aggressive and threatening, - Utter Nonsense, I was simply trying to make myself heard, above the noise level on a Saturday night, don't forget at 8.28pm - the time as proven on CCTV.

The statement she makes saying I was "lunging over the bar at 2 of the females on our party and screaming he was going to cancel our table reservation". is an absolute disgrace, and I have studied the CCTV evidence to prove my case JWL - This is an out and out fabricated lies and I only wish it was a court of law and you would be humiliated beyond doubt with that accusation.

I informed the guest that there was no way the rooms were as described, but as I was responsible for the booking, I would personally take one member of staff, and put brand new sheets from our laundry on both beds in the cottage whilst they had their meal - this I did, and having checked the bedding on arrival there were no hairs or anything, the sheets were obviously brand new and untouched - nether the less the sheets were changed, as to simply keep my promise made.

The lady just wouldn't stop complaining, going onto that although originally only 12 guests had been booked, they had added a further two making 14 in total, and we had forgotten to make a place for them - that had already been dealt with, in fact a couple of the male guests helped set the other two places on their early arrival.

I then basically said, 'enough is enough, just like this morning, what ever I do for you it is never going to be enough, and I don't think you should dine here tonight, so I would prefer if you dined elsewhere as no matter what I do it simply isn't good enough'. I asked the four to leave to which one of the men shouted at me that You can't do that, and by the fact one had a 'I'm Forty' Birthday Badge pinned on his shirt about 12 inches in diameter, left me with little respect to whom I was discussing - although at a later stage we did have a chat about the night's events, and he was very amicable with me on what had gone on!

I was just about to inform the 10 who were in the conservatory, when I thought - No, that can't be fair on the 10 guests already sat down, so I decided to change my mind, and left the situation at that.

What happened after informing the four they couldn't dine, I've had to check on the CCTV, as the party were out of my eye line in the Conservatory, and that disclosed that the lady who I informed couldn't eat went to all the other guests, and instigated that the party should leave, and at 20.44 the whole 14 guests left the Peacock. Just to clarify it was the lady with the 'bob haircut' and brown jumper from your party - I have just watched her spend 8 minutes on CCTV going around the group 'instigating trouble' and encouraging them to leave when ten of them were laughing and joking and generally having a good time!!!

Even to the point of upsetting the lady - the author of this review, who had arranged the whole gathering - who needs friends eh!

It was interesting to note that two of the men returned at 10.05pm and had a couple of whiskies - and they informed us, it was to get out of the way of the women nagging all night!

Apologies for going into a long winded explanation on this, but it was a simple case over a double booking - that for all intent and purpose wasn't our fault, but I chose to deal with it the way I did, and saw no harm in giving the Guests alternate accommodation, as it was up to a fantastic spec, and the cottage was was/is fantastic, and I will hear by endorse, so if you ever want a four night stay (the minimum Penn Cottage owners allow I think is 4 nights) in Bakewell, visit Penn Cottage on the web and book it - it is simply gorgeous, although it comes with a steep walk up Fly Hill of about 5 minutes up, and about 3 minutes down.

The next morning 10 of the guests disappeared without a good bye or offering to pay the £450 outstanding balance - this after using 3 rooms at the Peacock, - not two as you state, Melbourne House and Penn Cottage. It was only by a bit of fortune that one of the male guests who had used Penn Cottage, came into the Peacock to hand the keys in, and proceeded to walk out - I had to call him back about payment.

It's called 'Doing a Runner' where I come from......

He informed me that the arranger of the night out had informed him everything had been paid so he called her on the telephone, and within about 10 minutes she returned and we negotiated a deal to which I gave the party a £250 reduction. Why - as I write this, I don't know - but after the lady who complained and complained and in all essence I believe was responsible for spoiling the get together, maybe I thought at the time this was the correct action to take. After re running it my own mind and giving it full analysis, I think this is what she was after all the time and I shouldn't have been so generous - but hey I can live with that!

They had already paid a £250 deposit and still owed £450, of which I had to pay Melbourne House £90 and Penn Cottage £190 please inform me JWL from Sheffield where I profiteering, as I discussed the implications of the double booking and agreed to refund the party £250 of the total bill of £700.

You are in my opinion a very ungrateful,.....well I am not allowed on this site to call you what I really think of you, but I can hold my head high, as I don't lie, but you don't really deserve the right to be acknowledged I feel, as I write this, and who no matter hard, how much I did for you and your friend, it would never never be enough.

I do not envy you for one second....but the truth has to be displayed on Trip Advisor for all to judge!

The difference in my account and JWL's is that I was there, while she at the time was having a laugh and and joke with nine of her friends in another room, quite oblivious to her moaning friend.

Please answer me this JWL - why have you come to Trip Advisor to report on something you were not even witness too, and only have heard second hand?

Who complains about being given lovely alternate accommodation, in lovely positions in Bakewell, all be it a few minutes walk from the Peacock, I for one will never understand

abacucat · 03/01/2019 18:19

I rest my case.....as you got the £250 reduction you no doubt hankered after, and you do not like being told how it is under certain unfortunate circumstances. I did apologise on more than one occasion, but I feel it was blood the girl with the bobbed hair required, and I don't give my blood to any one - hence she was informed to leave and dine else where.

I offer my apologies to your party for spoiling the pre-arranged meal at the Peacock, but to you for writing this review, when I doubt you have the facts, and the lady in the brown jumper and bob hair cut, for instigating the trouble - I have nothing but contempt.

You should watch you tube sometime, and listen to the likes of Ian Dury on Parkinson and understand a deal is a deal, even though nothing is said?

I made a mistake, but put that mistake right, and also arranged more than adequate accommodation, but it seemed a bridge (walk) too far for initially six originally, but two changed their minds after seeing the alternative, and the complaint about a table of 12 which should have been 14, which again was put right in less than two minutes was just plain vindictive!

The Cottage was spotless, but I listened and put it right, and you know what, kept my blood!

It was quite ironic, when I bothered to stay up till past 1am waiting for the Penn Cottage guests to pick up the keys from the Peacock they had left me, so I could gain access to return and change the sheets, as agreed.

Unbeknown to me they had found a spare set, but rather worried I drove up to Prospect Hill at 1.10am in the morning because I was worried how they would gain access, had they gone home? - No, four of them were all in the lounge drinking and talking you know 'swanning it' as if to say 'Hey - it's not bad here after all' - Please don't deny it - I watched you from out side the window.

Ah Well, at least you were safe inside......and I was actually worried something had actually happened to you - I must be going soft as I grow older!

To each there comes in their lifetime a special moment when they are figuratively tapped on the shoulder and offered the chance to do a very special thing, unique to them and fitted to their talents. What a tragedy if that moment finds them unprepared or unqualified for that which could have been their finest hour.
Sometimes doing your best is not good enough, sometimes you must do what is required, as difficulties mastered are opportunities won.

GrumpySausage · 03/01/2019 18:46

Last year we went to a haven site and I checked the reviews before on trip advisor.
My favourite was the chap complaining that his booking could not be found and they had been put in a much smaller caravan than they had booked and staff although apologetic had not been able to assist much. He left 1 star.

I read on and the site had actually replied to say 'considering you turned up a whole year early for your booking and we explained this to you repeatedly we did well to accommodate you at all in peak season'.

As if you'd complain if you did that!

MrsJayy · 03/01/2019 19:12

I stayed in a glorious hotel that was reviewed as giving favourable treatment to Russians. We found it hilarious and it became a bit of a holiday running joke.

HA Grin We also had the running joke of I wonder if the Russians likeit here. There was a coach load of Russians leaving and arriving every few days so clearly set up for The Russians

KenDoddsDadsDog · 03/01/2019 20:45

@doris83 www.google.co.uk/amp/s/www.derbytelegraph.co.uk/news/local-news/bakewell-pub-landlord-attacks-pensioner-1051371.amp
We didn’t eat there when we went as they were rude as fuck.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 03/01/2019 20:52

I think some people don't realise THEY are the foreigners

You are totally wrong Gremlins

As George Mikes so wisely remarked, "The truth is not affected by geography".

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SneakyGremlins · 03/01/2019 20:55
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SchadenfreudePersonified · 03/01/2019 20:56

Fucking cockerels and their fucking crowing from 3.30am in summer need to fuck right off when I;m staying in a hotel.

A colleague of mine rented a villa (somewhere forrin!). She said that there were wild canaries - absolutely lovey! They started their welcoming song to the sun at about 3.am. For the first couple of days, they found it charming. By day 5 she was ready to take a machine gun to them . . . .

backinthebox · 03/01/2019 21:02

We have a holiday apartment that we rent out. It sleeps 5. Our very first review complained that we had not provided cooking equipment that would enable the client to cook a dinner party for 12. 😳

abacucat · 03/01/2019 21:09

KenDodd Wow he is a terrible man. Comments underneath refer to an elderly lady he knocked down and killed as well.

Coralnails · 03/01/2019 21:11

That manager at the Peacock really does sound like the biggest arsehole going.

He couldn't have got very long for hitting that man because he's recently been writing trip adviser reviews.

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Junkmail · 03/01/2019 22:16

I have a holiday let and the funniest one star review I got was a complaint about the noise of the seagulls. I mean—it’s a coastal city. What did the guest expect me to do—take to the roof with a B.B. gun?? 😂

reup · 03/01/2019 23:00

I love the ones that go on about self catering places in Europe not having kettle shops as if that the only way to boil water.

We stayed in a very grubby cottage full house of the owners crap in the Cotswolds. We tried to leave a review on a website linked to the cottage called revue. They refused to put it on and said we needed to contact the owners - we weren’t demanding our money back. So presumably all their reviews were super positive!

Dorris83 · 03/01/2019 23:15

Wow @KenDodd the owner of the Peacock is a nasty piece of work- I had no idea.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 04/01/2019 09:53

Junkmail

It is obviously your responsibility to train a golden eagle to catch them (gently!) and bring them to you. Seagulls are a protected species, so you also must employ a qualified Seagull Whisperer to persuade them to mute their squawking in the early hours of the morning. Then you release them back into the wild.

I'm sure it can be done with a bit of effort and application.

tillytrotter1 · 04/01/2019 10:52

This was pre TA so no on-line reviews.

We were on a 2 week tour of India, After 2 days one man complained that the company had been dishonest in their representation, they hadn't told him that it was hot and dusty, that he would see a lot of poverty nor that their would be wild animals, elephants, in the streets. He demanded to be flown home, compensation and the cost of the trip refunded, the company offered to move him to the final hotel on the itinerary where he stayed for the next 12 days, he also insisted that his poor wife went with him.
On the 2 days he had taken dozens of photographs, pre-digital, and his wife had to stand there noting the details, place, camera settings, time and weather!

Flippityflo · 04/01/2019 11:03

I have a friend who had a guesthouse for years and her young teen son created a TripAdvisor profile just to write a complementary review all about how helpful the owners son was and how lovely it was to see his pets in the garden. We still think its hilarious.

ratherbeshowjumping · 04/01/2019 11:27

@Suomynona I actually burst out laughing in an open plan office at that one..... crying....

Suomynona · 04/01/2019 11:34

@ratherbeshowjumping it's genius isn't it?!

Quite what the staff were expected to do about 'the problem' I just can't imagine! It's the casual way it's mentioned that creases me up.

ratherbeshowjumping · 04/01/2019 11:44

@Suomynona so casual.... it ruined their holiday what about their marriage? Are they still together? How did Erdal seduce this friend? So many questions I need to know the answer to.

shpoot · 04/01/2019 12:23

The funniest trip advisor thing for me is those that misunderstand "Title" when reading their review and put their title. eg. Miss, Mr.

Where it should say "Great hotel, nice food" it just says "Mister" 😂

Yabbers · 04/01/2019 12:38

www.tripadvisor.co.uk/ShowUserReviews-g186394-d7392595-r538335794-Crowne_Plaza_Newcastle_Stephenson_Quarter-Newcastle_upon_Tyne_Tyne_and_Wear_Engl.html

This review by DebsDelilah had us in stitches, a minute by minute description of her issues with the Club lounge, canapes and prosecco, with starring roles by Michael and later Gary, who appears out of nowhere.

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