Object to being told I had a "nice ...

[MrsSpoon]

... motor" by a learing guy with a bright red face, who chose to open his car door right beside me and hang out the door just to tell me this, whilst he was unnervingly drooling at me or motor (neither of us are that great) in a quiet car park late at night? Could he not just keep the comment to himself?

I was terrified to go into the shop but relieved to find he was gone when I came out.

don;t think there was any wrong with my hearing as he went on to descibe it but am now feeling a tad jealous that I don;t have a "Rolls Royce" of a cervix.

I was in for a colposcopy only to dicsover that the abnormal cells were too widespread so it was (IMHO) particularly inappropriate. In fact I mentioned to my GP and even she did a bit of a double-take!

pmsl here at the beautiful internal genitalia
I guess if you look at uteruses and cervixes day in, day out you kind of lose your inhibitions

it hadn't even occured to me that there could be a ranking of prettiness in such things before...

Neither did I, but then, when my son had his appendix out I was told it was a really cute little appendix. (not to be confused with accute appencities, which he also had - surgery was performed abroad whilst on holiday, so foreign languages were applied) See, beauty is applied everywhere in life....

Neither did I, but then, when my son had his appendix out I was told it was a really cute little appendix. (not to be confused with accute appencities, which he also had - surgery was performed abroad whilst on holiday, so foreign languages were applied) See, beauty is applied everywhere in life....