Its nearly 1am. And all i want is cheese

[BunsOfAnarchy]

So ive had a very generous Gin and coke. DD is soundly asleep in her cot. Ive already opened my xmas pressies.
Now all i want is cheese.
I have some extra mature cheddar. I also have wensleydale with cranberries and some cheese with apricots in addition to a hot and spicy wedge of Mexican cheese. Its all strictly reserved for boxing day when my family are over for xmas lunch.

AIBU to open and scoff the lot? Ive fuckin forgotten to buy olives. But i can make do with cheese.

DH is plastered therefore not helpful. He is also not a cheese demon such as i am.

I NEED the cheese. Ill start with the cranberry one...

Eat the cheese - send someone to the shops on Boxing Day...

Go for it. We are all just starting the Christmas Yule log here.

I'm sure there's scope to make a joke about little baby cheeses...

fill yer boots. eat cheese. cheese is wonderful. you definitely deserve the cheese.

it's a yes from me.

Baby Cheesus. How have i not thought of this before?!

Eat it. I've just been preparing the cheese board for tmrw (today now).
Whilst I didn't eat it all I most definitely had some of each type!

I am also craving cheese. Might just have to go for it.

Yup, got back from the midnight service at church and raided the fridge for a nice piece of Dovedale Blue and a left over potato! Cheese definitely hits the spot at this time of night. Happy Christmas to all my fellow cheese addicts...!

Oooh cheese and potato...mmmmmm
My 8mo DD loves raw grated cheese. She shovels it in. I am secretly so proud.

Ive also just found Feta! Forgot id bought some.
Why is cheese SO DAMN GOOD?

Gin and coke?!

I’ve had some crisps just now, as much as I I’ve cheese if I started eating it now I would have the weirdest dreams.

Enjoy it though, merry Christmas

YABU to drink gin and coke. But there is no wrong time to eat cheese.

Does anyone else get cheesy dreams?
Really memorable, lucid ones?

Dh is plastered?

Eat the cheese, then in the morning tell him that he ate it.

Definitely eat the cheese! Cheese is wonderful. You can always send someone to the shops on Boxing Day. You could blame the reindeer for being bored of carrots and scoffing the lot when they got to your house. And merry Christmas from a (very hot) Australia!

YANBU. I have the most amazing cheeseboard for Christmas Day, but think we will all be too full to tackle it. I wouldn't actually allow anyone to start it now though, but think you have done good!!
YABVU to drink gin and coke.

Love it bananas. Then you can send him to get more

Why are you asking OP? You have clearly already eaten the cheese.

DP and I just attacked the pork pie as we missed dinner.

Fancy cheese now, but still need to stack the presents.

@ThunderInMyHeart i thought the same thing!

We ran out of tonic at the end of my 3rd drink.
DH was merry on his whisky.

FML i dreamt DH and i were in Venice (?!) and being chased by an angry gondola man. It was all very VERY weird.
And very VERY realistic.

Yes i ate the cheese and have a cheese hangover.