to wonder if Julia Roberts

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is on Mumsnet. Or angelina Jolie. Some Uber celeb mums who’s ‘work dos’ are actually red carpet events and their husbands have been flirting with fans.

What do you reckon?

I don't understand... sorry. But I doubt that Angelina Jolie is on Mumsnet.

I know one VVIP and she’s on mumsnet!

Yeah of course you do dear...yawn

Was that aimed at me @MissLadyM ?? I have one person I know, the only relative or anything to do with anyone ever who is famous ever... a friend from school, now a mum, who is very famous from one film, and she is definitely on Mumsnet. Sorry if that’s not good enough...

Amanduh we need names. Who you described could literally be anyone.

Who you described could literally be anyone.

Well yes, she is hardly going to out them is she??

Shit, that’s me rumbled

They obviously won't be able to name anyone. Real or not, for different reasons!

Ohhh I hate threads where people are mysterious but yes, I don’t want to out her on here?!

I doubt it.

There are A Listers on Mumsnet because I'm here.

I won't tell you who I am but my name starts with Beyonce.

Who cares? They’re people too.

There is at least one member of the Royal Family who has been widely reported to be on MN.
Not me, obviously.

Who you described could literally be anyone.

Well, anyone who is famous for one film.

There is at least one member of the Royal Family who has been widely reported to be on MN.

It's Prince Phillip, isn’t it? ‘Ex DDIL is a trollop who got caught sucking some American’s toes in public. WIBU unreasonable not to go to DGD’s wedding so I can avoid the big ginger cow?’

If there are any vip/celebs on here incognito I’d like it to stay that way.

I want them to get roasted on AIBU, be able to ask about their piles on the pregnancy board or to offer their opinion on Meghan Markle’s maternity wear on Style and Beauty without being outed.

Rumbled too, gosh, hope no-one finds out who my famous hubby is .

Why wouldn't there be?

Yes, I am Julia Roberts (sometimes I disguise myself as Angelina Jolie).
Ask me anything! (Actually I'd rather you didn't, I'm tired)

Tomorrow I will be the late Tim Piggott-Smith, anything possible in this day and age ;).

Yes I am

Definitely Philip. Bet he loves those notifications on his iphone x.

One can't hang around MN with the commoners, one has a fucking massive speech to write for Christmas day. And a bottle of gin to tan. Toodles!
Although, what does one buy one's latest GDIL? She's American you know...

There’s someone from a tv quiz show on here but that’s about as much as I know “celeb” wise

TBF just because a celebrity/royalty has been reported to 'use Mumsnet' doesn't mean they come to the chat boards - it's more likely they use it for the boring stuff advice and articles.

Well I'm 100% convinced that Victoria beckham dies or at least did come on here (on the forums) after something she said in an interview once.