to wonder sort of fool can't tell the difference between Stew and jellified stock

[Swishyhairandthumpinguggboots]

SHATUB: What did you eat while you were there looking after DS?

SXH: The Stew with some rice

SHATUB: The what now?

SXH: That stew with the garlic in it that you left in the fridge

SHATUB: There's no stew, I haven't made stew since you moved out because I hate it Did you actually eat the tub of stock for the Christmas Gravy SEH?

SXH: It had garlic.

SHATUB: and Chicken bones and carrot peelings and was essentially jelly.

If anyone ever wonders why we spilt up, I'll just tell them this story

Hahaaa! What a pillock! Next time offer him a fatball

Ah shatub is you

As you were

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Havelock - He would tho' if it had a chocolate coating

Oh god. How could anyone eat a tub of stock, with rice as well. Surely you would realise some of the main components of stew were missing.

I though this was going to be a really awesome but weird joke

halfwit.

YY, been a while - but this was too good not share.

What an utter fuckwit.

I'm so glad he's an ex- trying to live with that level of stupid will have been exhausting.

Does he think that stew has bones?

Ginny - IKR? what makes it worse is him leaving the huge pot of absolutely gorgeous slow cooked chicken that had produced that stock... just left it sitting there, where I'd left it for him to eat.

Upstart - mine never did maybe he's having fancy new bone stew in his new house?

SNF: tell me ALL about it

Hahaha hahaha TWAT

My uncle liked to tell a story about a friend of his who ate a big bowl of macaroni and cheese at someone's house after a drunken night and the next day commented that he'd never had it with "mushrooms".

Yeah it was mold.

This reminds me of the thread in Classics where the DH ate a fat ball the kids had made for the birds, thinking it was some kid of snack

Amazing level of fuckwittery!

Bonuses though - 1) you still get to eat your slow-cooked chicken and 2) you have a great story to tell about his utter arseholiness!

Shame about the stock though.