To fancy several teachers and parents at DCs school?

[Justins]

Each new school year I get several random crushes on parents and teachers (bisexual) all at the same time .

I'm married and don't actively flirt with them though I might have stared a bit too long .

I don't get out much and the school is the busiest, most social place in my day.

Please tell me I'm not the only one?

Well, I'm not bi-sexual, so that rules out all the mums as potential "crushes."

No, sorry.

There's one teacher, who according to general consensus is very attractive. I can see that he is, but I'm not lusting after him, and if anything I avoid looking at him.

Your eyes must be having a good old feast if you've got so many crushes on the go in the playground.

Or maybe the parents at our school are just lower than average on the attractiveness front.

Perhaps get out more, although, that wouldn't stop you fancying the people you already have crushes on, I suppose.