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53 replies

BoswellsLastStand · 07/12/2018 19:33

you know what?

And yes I know I am.

But FFS.

OP posts:
BuggerOffBoswell · 07/12/2018 19:37

YABVU

Unless you are the OP coming back to give us an ACTUAL UPDATE

incallthebloodytime · 07/12/2018 19:38

I wish I had a clue

Furgggggg12 · 07/12/2018 19:39

YANBU

DaedricLordSlayer · 07/12/2018 19:40
Hmm

whatever

DaedricLordSlayer · 07/12/2018 19:41

oh and...

you ok hun? PM me x

BoswellsLastStand · 07/12/2018 19:42

Unless you are the OP coming back to give us an ACTUAL UPDATE

@BuggeroffBoswell
Yes I know but....
How will we ever get this if the thread is closed?

I dream of fucking Boswell and his fucking postofficesteps.

OP posts:
BoswellsLastStand · 07/12/2018 19:43

@DaedricLordSlayer

Not I'm not OK. I don't think I'm going to be ok until I "get it" too.

OP posts:
MadeForThis · 07/12/2018 19:45

No no no no no no.

And NO

DaedricLordSlayer · 07/12/2018 19:46

ohhh just registered your and pp names

wasn't it suppose to be Thursday for an update? I take it OP never came back.

BoswellsLastStand · 07/12/2018 19:48

You know what I'm going to be like the OP and in 20 years will post on here "Some of you may remember 20 years ago someone told us this joke... I've never got it can you help me" and we'll all descend further into Boshell

OP posts:
ScreamingValenta · 07/12/2018 19:48

I'm still trying to solve it, OP. I thought I'd had a brilliant idea yesterday but it fell apart when I remembered it's supposed to work with a female Boswell as well.

UrsulaPandress · 07/12/2018 19:48

BoswellsLastStand · 07/12/2018 19:49

wasn't it suppose to be Thursday for an update? I take it OP never came back

Oh but she did. Said she'd "got it", the friend had explained the joke but SHE COULD NOT TELL US.

OP posts:
Evangelinee · 07/12/2018 19:54

@BoswellsLastStand When did she say that? Must have missed it.

BoswellsLastStand · 07/12/2018 19:56

@DaedricLordSlayer

This was the OP's update if you can dignify this drivel with the word update.

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/3442896-I-NEED-MORE-ABOUT-BOS-WELL-solve-a-riddle-part-two?pg=8

@killingtime9198 Wed 05-Dec-18 09:23:23

Hello hello, so I have good news and bad news.

The good news is you don't have to wait until Thursday - I have as much of an update as I'm going to be able to give now.

Basically, after Mumsnet Madness tweeted the thread and one of my friends (who has also been infuriated by this for ages) screen-shotted it to me I realized the Boswell friend may well find out about it, so I text her and confessed about the existence of this thread.

We spoke about it over text - she was v amused and said 'this is better than Uncle X translating it into Latin/Greek and back' - anyway, THEN, as a DIRECT RESULT of this thread.....I GOT IT.

The BAD news is.....I really can't tell you the answer. BUT as I genuinely do feel bad about this I will tell you that none of the theories in the long post towards the top of this thread listing the various theories is correct. However, one or two people in the thread HAVE got it. I'm not sure whether Derek is one of them and I can't message to find out as one of us would clearly have to show our hand to find out if the other one has got it. PLUS I imagine Derek will think this is an elaborate ruse for me to get them to tell me the answer.

I AM TRULY SORRY. But please do remember this has been plaguing me for over 20 years before you throw stones at me.

Forever gratefully yours,

ProbablythemosthateduseronMumsnetrightnow

xx

OP posts:
BoswellsLastStand · 07/12/2018 19:57

*Sorry my mistake - it wasn't the friend who'd explained it - she claimed to have "got it" herself. Allegedly.

OP posts:
DaedricLordSlayer · 07/12/2018 19:59

Oh but she did. Said she'd "got it", the friend had explained the joke but SHE COULD NOT TELL US
Shock

well that's a grand 'fuck you suckers' then

coolwalking · 08/12/2018 01:42

I had a Boswell free today yesterday.....watching incase OP comes back but doubt it. If anyone figures it out let us know

Ifwisheswereunicorns · 08/12/2018 01:52

Are you absolutely kidding?! Why not kill this thread?! More than 2300 posts?! I need it no more... who is with me? Shut it down!!!!!!! X

Ifwisheswereunicorns · 08/12/2018 01:54

But I still need to know... I can't leave!

Rosalise · 08/12/2018 02:43

I dream of fucking Boswell
I think that's going above and beyond the call of duty OP Grin
But will it persuade Bos to reveal his secrets?

PatricksRum · 08/12/2018 04:03

Have we seen a post from Derek in the original thread?
I can't believe OP did that.

PatricksRum · 08/12/2018 04:03

Have we seen a post from Derek in the original thread?
I can't believe OP did that.

HumptyNumptyNooNoo · 08/12/2018 04:09

Just LTB !

malpa · 08/12/2018 05:30
Grin
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