Tell me about your annoying colleagues

[MaMaMaMySharona]

I work in a very small team and the woman who sits opposite me drives me completely insane! It’s going to sound very minor, but she interrupts me constantly to talk about her boyfriend. I’ve had to start putting my earphones in and pretending I’m listening to music and can’t hear her because she makes it so hard for me to concentrate on work, but as soon as I take them out she wheels her chair over to my desk to tell me something else inane about him

I don’t know how much more I can hear about what tv show they watched last night, what she cooked him for dinner, what she’s bought him for Christmas, how to interpret every last thing he says to her...it just never ends!

AIBU to ask you to make me feel better by telling me about your annoying colleagues??

The. Fucking. Talkers.
I touch type, which means I clatter quite a bit (long nails on the keyboard, and I don't do the 2 finger peck) so people think I'm a witch as I can type and talk at the same time. DH might agree I try to keep it down, but with speed comes noise. Or it does with me.
Did I mention the fucking talkers?
Fortunately, I'm being promoted so will have my own office in the new year. With a door!! And my own radio that I can set to whatever volume I like. And no people around me. Now, if only I could set the thermostat to the right temperature and then break it...