to think we haven't had a decent haiku on here for ages

[ChampagneSupernovaAgain]

Mumsnet used to be
chockablock with poetry
Is it still today?

Hopefully not or my hidden threads increases.

Haiku can be hard
They do not always make sense
Refrigerator

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Your haiku could not be found.
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@Roobub just gave us
Possibly the best haiku
I have ever seen

The joy of haiku
Seemingly endless pleasure
But not on Mumsnet

I just baked a cake
Vegan, nut and gluten free
Made of only tears

(true story)

To balance that out
I made brisket chilli too
Which will be delish

Recycling bin full
No lid stuff swirling around
Blustery today

Diana is howling
I predict school run car chaos
The parking wankers

Brexit and trans
Plus Christmas chaos
Close all fans.

No no no.

Brexit and trans
Plus Christmas chaos
Close all tabs.

Hopefully not or my hidden threads increases

Amen to that!

Winter blues are here,
On Mumsnet all is Christmas.
Hibernation calls.

The cat was sick.
The dog hates his new onesie.
Vomit, mud, carpet.

Rain and wind and dark,
Come on December, it's time!
Bring on the mince pies

work and thinking of
home, home and thinking of work.
guilty mum's M.O.

Once at a party
We had a haiku contest
It was a good laugh

(On my door in the morning...)

Where has Sam got to
She went off with Matthew
She is having sex