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To not want to see ball bags live on This Morning...

67 replies

GetMeOffThisCycleOfMisery · 28/11/2018 10:59

(Light-hearted.) I understand that men need to check their balls. But I've come home from work ill, under the blanket on the sofa and seeing testicles being squeezed on live TV hasn't help me feel better funnily enough. Grin

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PhilomenaButterfly · 28/11/2018 11:00

Ooh, can understand why you wouldn't want to see that! 😷

Sparklingbrook · 28/11/2018 11:01

Yes, I was flicking channels and there it was.

All in a good cause though. Hope you are feeling better soon.

LadyMonicaBaddingham · 28/11/2018 11:03

Do they show women how-to examine their breast too?

Sparklingbrook · 28/11/2018 11:03

They have done in the past Lady, and even a live smear test once.

GetMeOffThisCycleOfMisery · 28/11/2018 11:04

Ha! Thanks both. The ball bags have done. Bloody EastEnders chat now. Ugh. Bring back the ball bags! Grin

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GetMeOffThisCycleOfMisery · 28/11/2018 11:05

Yep. I have seen them do the breast checks on live TV. Boobs are prettier than scrotums though.

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Craft1905 · 28/11/2018 11:05

I think you'll find a button on your tv remote marked "OFF". It's often red.

CremeDeSudo · 28/11/2018 11:05

I know! Did not expect that on my telly this morning! Chris is very neatly groomed Blush

MrsJayy · 28/11/2018 11:07

Tbf they gave warning it was going his balls were not just flashed I think the guy has quite the time of it they do exams yearly on TM think last years was zander armstrongShock

MrsJayy · 28/11/2018 11:07

Going to be shown*

Sparklingbrook · 28/11/2018 11:09

The warning is no good when you are channel hopping. Grin

Haven't seen TM v regularly recently, it's all a bit zzzz.

Where's Alison Hammond when you need her.

GetMeOffThisCycleOfMisery · 28/11/2018 11:10

@Sparklingbrook Love Alison. Met her once at a restaurant, she was sooooo lovely.

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LaurieFairyCake · 28/11/2018 11:10

How did they cover the cock?

whatsthepointthen · 28/11/2018 11:11

oh gosh, glad i dont watch live tv thats the last time i want to see flash up on the screen especially with young children at home and as someone said warnings are no good if your flicking between channels.

MrsJayy · 28/11/2018 11:12

True Sparkling I don't usually watch so intently but im on the sofa after root canal treatment so bollocks didn't phase me today Grin

GetMeOffThisCycleOfMisery · 28/11/2018 11:13

@LaurieFairyCake Cock was pulled up and covered by hand. Grin

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empmalswa · 28/11/2018 11:13

How did they cover the cock?

With their hand usually 🤷🏻‍♀️

Never saw it today but they have done this before.

Sparklingbrook · 28/11/2018 11:14

Oh MrsJayy, I can see why the balls are the least of your worries.

Snowwontbelong · 28/11/2018 11:16

Ball bags =Grant +Phil Mitchell
Similarities!!

MrsJayy · 28/11/2018 11:18

Coming up next Jason Mamoa perked me uo a little bit

EightToSixer · 28/11/2018 11:19

Yabu. Because if I hadn't seen this thread while on sick leave myself and turned on intending to turn to plus 1 😁 I wouldn't have noticed that man mountain Jason Moamba is on next.😍
Jeez just look at the size of those hands and those thighs!!!!

Sparklingbrook · 28/11/2018 11:19

I like this DJ man. Smile

Sparklingbrook · 28/11/2018 11:20

I have never seen Game of Thrones.

MrsJayy · 28/11/2018 11:21

Dj man bless him

LaurieFairyCake · 28/11/2018 11:21

Covered by hand?
Shock
That's a knob BOING waiting to happen! I thought they'd tape them up.

You can't efficiently hold your cock out the way for long.

Almost makes me want to tune in ..