So DP and I were, y'know, busy last night. Things were getting very exciting and he was down on me and I guess I was so carried away I ruddy well farted. In his face! It was very funny and we both laughed like drains but I'm also very, very embarrassed.
Shall I just get the chastity belt now??
What's the worst thing that has happened to you in the sexy time department? I'm losing hope of ever redeeming myself 