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To insist it's ROAST BEEF?

217 replies

PolaDeVeboise · 11/11/2018 14:43

My Sister was sitting on the sofa this morning with DS2 who had bare feet. She then started to do 'this little piggy' on his toes. All was as it should be until DH exclaimed at the end ' it's bread and butter!' in reference to the third toe. Sister looked at him as if he was mad. Who is right?

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Jengnr · 11/11/2018 16:07

My mum says ‘sugar butty’

Biancadelriosback · 11/11/2018 16:09

My dad says bread and jam

zzzzz · 11/11/2018 16:19

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dustarr73 · 11/11/2018 16:26

@EdithBouvier - it's always bread and butter in Ireland. We couldn't afford roast beef 😁
Im Irish and i have always said Roast Beef

Bobaboutwhat · 11/11/2018 16:26

Google it OP, it’s a regional thing. There, problem solved.

Bobbiepin · 11/11/2018 16:27

This little piggy went to market

I only realised a few months ago that this line didnotmean the piggy was going shopping...

Same. It was a bad day.

PolaDeVeboise · 11/11/2018 16:28

Sorry, just been having lunch (Roast Beef Wink ). DH is Irish and I'm Scottish. Have told him he was brought up a pauper Grin .

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SukiPutTheEarlGreyOn · 11/11/2018 16:29

Bread and jam here.

UniversalAunt · 11/11/2018 16:43

Roast beef...30 day aged.

TheMobileSiteMadeMeSignup · 11/11/2018 16:49

PP from Glasgow, my parents and GP all said roast beef. All from Glasgow.

RubyLux · 11/11/2018 16:51

It was always "roast potatoes" when I sang it to my first daughter. (Vegetarians)

Magmatic80 · 11/11/2018 16:56

Well, my mind is blown. Just snorting at this thread, already incredulous at there being a line other than roast beef. DP pipes up, wanting to know what I’m laughing at, then tells me how it is for him ( Eastern European, and he’s not sure of translation, but) loosely:
This piggy went out hunting
This piggy Shot it
This piggy carried it home
This piggy cooked it
This piggy ate it

Shock this is like the day I found out Relight My Fire was a cover.

Dragonglass · 11/11/2018 17:08

Syllables. Roast Beef two, one in each word. Bread and Butter four, one, one and two. Doesn't flow imo.

This. I can't see how bread and butter fits in.

PolaDeVeboise · 11/11/2018 17:13

Thanks for the insight Bob, I'll ask for the thread to be deleted now.

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Pogmella · 11/11/2018 17:19

I sing nut roast to DD as we've always been veggy. I'm vegan now. AND a single mum. AND a 3rd wave feminist. AND I work. Come and have a go, Daily Mail, if you think you're hard enough Grin

EwItsAHooman · 11/11/2018 17:23

It was ‘sugar and bread’ in our family

I really want a sugar sandwich right now.

FaFoutis · 11/11/2018 17:24

Jam and bread fits the rhythm better than bread and jam.

Pigs eating cows is disgusting.

purplecorkheart · 11/11/2018 17:25

Irish too and it is roast beef in my family

theymademejoin · 11/11/2018 17:29

@Shockaholic - Not young either,mid-late 30s.

That's young😁.

SignOnTheWindow · 11/11/2018 17:34

@EwItsAHooman

*This little piggy went to market

I only realised a few months ago that this line did not mean the piggy was going shopping....*

Whaaa!? I didn't realise until you pointed it out!

KurriKurri · 11/11/2018 17:37

It's not about being poor or and not being able to afford roast beef.
these are toe pigs they live in their own hypothetical world. What you can or can't afford is irrelevant.

These pigs can afford roast beef. (Bread and butter does not scan, but if you want your pigs sitting round a table having high tea, I will allow brown bread)

The first pig is going out shopping - with a little basket, wearing a little hat and a bandana. The next pig stayed at home, sprucing up the house for when market pig returned. Then we have the roast beef eater, (one pig was full up and didn't want any - that's fine, pigs aren't the greedy animals of stereotype) and the last pig just wailed (there's always one in every family)

This is a happy story and not about slaughtering AT ALL.

theymademejoin · 11/11/2018 17:38

Syllables. Roast Beef two, one in each word. Bread and Butter four, one, one and two. Doesn't flow imo.

Except I think roast beef doesn't flow because it doesn't have enough syllables.....

Serialweightwatcher · 11/11/2018 17:47

I thought it was going shopping - sure I had it in a book where the little piggy had a little basket

tillytoodles1 · 11/11/2018 17:55

It wasn't until somebody mentioned it, that I realised the little piggy that went to market actually went to be slaughtered , I'd always imagined it trotting down the road with a little shopping basket.

stressedtiredbuthappy · 11/11/2018 18:03

My mum says sugar butty!!!!