To have LOL to the news about a 69 yo man who wishes to identify as 20 years younger?

[Overinvolved]

Don’t know how to link but google “man wishes to identify as 20 years younger”.

He’s got a point!

That chap who wants to be a 6 year old girl, why has he got big pretend boobs then?

The person in Canada? Because whatever they say, they seem to be allowed and are validated by the Canadian government as some kind of spokesperson. Very sinister story there.

Why aren't his 'parents' done for paedophilia (if it's the one I think where their 'dad'... Oh I can't even finish that sentence as I'm having my breakfast)

I am self identifying as a rich, size 8, 25 year old.

Bring it on i say! Sooner the better. The more outlandish the better.

Shows the whole bloody ''self ID'' thing for what it is - utter ridiculous self indulgent bollocks, and hopefully the powers that be will have a light bulb moment.

My 13 Yr old tells me he identifies as an attack helicopter. He/it is still happy to use the boys loo though.

Fuck it, if this is a thing. I’ll identify as 10 stone. How do I go about this?

I'm self Identifying as a 66yr old woman and retiring : ) can't wait to put my feet up!

I would like to identify as a size 8 and also as a member of the Royal Family. I feel like a princess so I surely am one and deserve to be recognised as such . I'd also like to career change to be recognised as a consultant neurosurgeon. I've got no training or anything but it's what I WANT and that is the most important thing.

On the other hand, my Father is often mistaken for being 15-20 years younger. It was his 84th birthday yesterday. Instead of gaining a year can I tell him he's lost 16 years or so instead if he chooses? So he's only as old as he appears and feels?

can I identify as a cat & lie on the sofa in the sun all day ?