Christmas bad boys on Facebook marketplace tat

[speakingtruthfully]

I give you these bad boys !

Not exactly sure what I'm being unfair about here but I'm sure you will let me know

Just £30 folks, nothing says christmas like a dismembered skeleton wearing a Santa hat!

These are so lame, I think it look like a child drew the eyes on. Why would you pay £1.85 for a cone of hot chocolate powder when you can buy a tub for about that?

Fancy some festive sparkle with your morning coffee?
These beauties will wake you up!

Oh this thread is wonderful!

(And reminds me why I don't do arts and crafts...Although at least I can spell.)

I know someone who would love the cartridge wreath, though - they are big hunters. I might have got their late November birthday present sorted!

Lost for words.. I don’t think it’s a joke! (Well obviously they aren’t real pickled people but actually serious gifts being marketed to real people 🤔)

@Theperfectchangeling their eyes hold nothing other than fear and a desire to be put out of their misery for the good of humankind

£70 bargain here, people!

Christmas tree-shop dummy hybrids.

Delivery available.

Don't all rush at once.

Don't all rush at once

bye
They're sold UNINFLATED!
So you can pay for the fun of blowing your own balloons up.

Those Pug Babies can never be unseen they’ve actually given me the creeps

I have to admit I’ve already ordered one of those orange Malteser puddings from a local cake maker

Reef anyone?

Is it wrong that I kind of want to wear the Christmas tree skirt? But I am a grown woman who owns a light up Christmas jumper sooooo....

Oh these have made my night.

There must be a market for this shit or people wouldn't make it. I know someone who spent £15 (x2) on shitty Poundland tat hampers and thought they were great. She wasn't the sharpest tool in the box at the best of times. I'm guessing it's people like that who make and buy these things.

I do have a wooden reindeer, but it was bought from a Christmas market and looks very well done, definitely doesn't look like a child was let loose with a glue gun like the examples on here.

Another gem

Omg the Grinch baby and Comip has finished me off

You know the old joke about Santa, coming once a year? It looks like he does it over those Malteaser cakes.

£10 Xmas eve boxes, £2 for glasses and Mason jars. Can do any design hun!

Glasses..

The Christmas stuff being advertised on my local Facebook all looks quite nice, I'm almost disappointed.

Someone is actually asking to buy this shite thoughtful handcrafted gifts.

Anyone got the number of the chief Hun selling the Reindeer hot chocolate cones?

Listen you folk....you can't sneer at FB tat when VI Poo are suggesting you give their product as Xmas gifts

@DeloresJaneUmbridge, now that is the ultimate in 'shit' presents.

Most expensive bit of shit £45 for a tumble dryer tube covered in glitter and twirled round a skanky metal pole!

Reindeer food! ITS FUCKING 20P OATS in a plastic drugs bag!!!!!