Christmas bad boys on Facebook marketplace tat

[speakingtruthfully]

I give you these bad boys !

Not exactly sure what I'm being unfair about here but I'm sure you will let me know

I give you...

I'm trying hard to think of someone I hate enough to purchase a piece of FB tat for.

So far I can't think of anyone so deserving!

Elf on the Shelf not enough for you anymore? Get a great big fecking elf balloon. Or traumatise your children with a visit from the elf himself.

The other day I found out they make clothes for the bloody thing too. shop.elfontheshelf.co.uk/collections/claus-couture-collection

“I’m back”

Sounds like a slogan from a horror movie, followed up with that life sized visitor, the perfect way to traumatise your children over this festive period!

I give you...

Omfg that salt pot!
And they want a fiver for it

i think some of this stuff if it were cheap wouldnt be bad. i dont like to sneer but some of this stuff is funny.

If it was something your kids had made it would be cute but at some of those prices

Some of these are a Dr Who Xmas special waiting to happen

Some of these are a Dr Who Xmas special waiting to happen

She strikes again!

Can make a tree out of most things... crikey

Changeling it's a shame the glittery stem is such a uriny colour really....

Must of this stuff seems to be a poor execution of a bad idea

Incorporating Mrs Hinch, Christmas and BIG name brands.

Two bottles of Christmas scented Zoflora, two Yankee Candles and a personalised spray bottle.

Yours for £15.

Taking orders now Hun. [santa]

Searching for homemade cards brings up some doozies. I hope these are just joke listings.

The saggy tits jumper wins it for me

Why are these unsettling wooden reindeer so popular this year?

Throw a sticker on a Home Bargains candle and call it £13.

U OK Hun?!

Dunno samantha but I’m fairly sure the head is back to front on this ‘axed’ mouthed beauty.

God help us, they appear to have cloned themselves!

£13 quid for that candle? Someone should tell Yankee, they are clearly missing a trick!

I’m guessing someone else is fed up of christmas tat please god let this be a joke