I know I'm 35 and far too old for sweets but I'm pregnant and craving a sugar fix.
Popped into the local shop and I spied WHAM! bars. 5 for £1! My inner child started to salivate at the chewy sour goodness and I knew I needed to get some.
Sat here having a post lunch treat and fuck me are they shite now. They used to be hard and chewy to the point where you risked your teeth coming out, especially if they were loose. When you bit into them they'd pull apart leaving thin threads of sticky goodness at the edges. one side was sweet and the other side, with the sour crystals was sour enough to make your toes curl and your bum clench!
I'm sat here in disappointment eating a soft smushy stick of meh that's about as sour as a bloody polo mint.
My heart is literally broken.
Has anyone else revisited childhood sweet nostalgia for it to be cruelly destroyed in the first bite?