Delivery driver just had a dump at my house!

[WitsEnd2018]

AIBU? I've just had some furniture delivered and the first thing the guy said was, 'Can I use your loo?' I didn't want him to but felt that I couldn't refuse so I reluctantly said yes. He was in there for ages. He's had a smelly dump. It fucking stinks. I could have cried. He then bought the furniture in and I've just had to go and clean the toilet. I'm disgusted.

@witsend actually this username was inspired by a similarly mental thread where someone wouldn't use any toilet other than their own because they might end up with a diseased bum.

Was that you, by any chance?

Why does it matter if it's a stranger?? Shit is shit regardless of whose arse it came from!

Right at the beginning of this thread I read a post which suggested WitsEnd get herself "a little human empathy".

That seemed reasonable, so I searched the entire thread, read all of OPs posts hoping to catch a glimpse, a smattering, some sign of OPs human empathy. Nothing. None.

Re-reading, I suddenly noticed this "My home is my nest" and it dawned on me. Of course there was none. OP's a bird!

p.s. Sorry. Been playing with a lot of seven year olds today!

No Bum Disease, that was not me, I do use other toilets, but obvs depending on where and whose it is, I may have to squat over it.

@drinkygin  I snorted tea out of my nose laughing at your comment

A new suite is the only answer. And door handles. He only used the towel to wipe his arse, his hands were still shitty.

Why is your bathroom so badly ventilated? And squatting over toilets is silly. He needed a shit, did you let him have it so that you could complain?

@Thisnamechanger 

I'm failing to see how he could've made this any better.
Asked to use the loo (presumably as an emergency)
Did a stinky and skiddy shit but couldn't clean it up as you don't have a loo brush.
''S'cuse me lady, I've stunk out your khazi but didn't want to crack a window in case the cat got out/made the room cold/set the alarm off. You might wanna leave it 10.''

Fancy doing that in someone else's loo?! Not on!!

I’m susprised not many (if any) people are questioning if this is actually genuine....

More and more I am left wondering how some people actually get through life...you know, LIFE, where bigger shit than this happens...

Of all the things people have to deal with in this world I despair...

Yes technically shit is shit regardless of where it comes from and yes maybe I’m irrational but I do differentiate between randoms and my own family.

For example, I wouldn’t mind my sister or friends having a shit in my toilet mainly becuase I know her/them and know they’ve been properly house broken 😄 but I’d be far less keen on some random bloke rocking up and taking a steaming dump.

The reason for this is that I’ve witnessed the way people leave pubic toilets including those at work. Many people are very dirty. I’ve seen people not flush, not wash hands, leave used tampons or panty liners about etc. Would you be happy if these people put their once a week showering arses on your toilet seat to leave the stink of last nights dinner wafting around your home?

You are a hysterical hoot OP 🤣

Fucking men!

Bet a woman would’ve cleaned up her skidmarks and pebble dashing down your toilet!

Seriously, OK to shit in a loo, but not OK to leave a mess for you to clean up....

Ever heard of a match? Or a candle?

And why are men never embarrassed about the mess and smell they leave behind? I’d be mortified!

"Random bum" and "downloading" into the toilet.

Love those.



My emojis seem to be invisible but they've been Hmmmm and Biscuit so far.

I would have sympathy if he had taken a dump on your doorstep. He didn't though. He asked permission to use the toilet, you gave permission and he did it all in the correct place.

He could hardly clean up fully because of your strange choice to have no toilet brush.

And why are men never embarrassed about the mess and smell they leave behind? I’d be mortified

Perhaps he was. But he had no means to clean up due to the lack of toilet brush and no way to stop the smell.

My folks live way out in the sticks. All delivery types are well known to them. They always let them use the loo as they are aware that there are no public toilet there.

Yes, it's unpleasant when it stinks, but then you open a window/door/whatever and air the bathroom. And that's it.

Yes, you do, you don't expect other people to do it for you

Sometimes people don't, erm, perceive their own smell. And perhaps the man wasn't sure how the bathroom window was opened, or didn't know if the OP would mind if he opened the window, or anything.

It's not a capital crime, taking a dump and forgetting to open a window/door. And it's not something that requires a "poo exorcism", as the OP puts it.

OP, if someone taking a shit in your house makes you "heave" to the extent that you are unable to eat, I would suggest talking to a professional, seriously. That's not normal.