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Delivery driver just had a dump at my house!

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WitsEnd2018 · 02/11/2018 13:10

AIBU? I've just had some furniture delivered and the first thing the guy said was, 'Can I use your loo?' I didn't want him to but felt that I couldn't refuse so I reluctantly said yes. He was in there for ages. He's had a smelly dump. It fucking stinks. I could have cried. He then bought the furniture in and I've just had to go and clean the toilet. I'm disgusted.

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EmilyRosiEl · 02/11/2018 19:41

That would bother me a lot too OP! I don't think it's unreasonable- you only expect friends and family to use the loo in your house AND there's the possibility that he could have a virus.

YANBU.

QueenDoris · 02/11/2018 19:45

I'm with you op. I divorced my DH because he insisted on shitting in the toilet every single day. Disgusting pervert.

DerelictWreck · 02/11/2018 19:48

I reckon he's had a rather satisfying day! His partner / Mum has lucked out, he relieved himself in my loo!

What on earth has where he poos got to do with his mum?!?

Jenny17 · 02/11/2018 19:48

Can't believe people poo at work!

Is someone really advocating you would bleach clean you toilet after a random used it?

Sparklingbrook · 02/11/2018 19:51

AND there's the possibility that he could have a virus.

Confused
grumiosmum · 02/11/2018 19:57

Mumsnetters have been getting upset about this sort of thing for decades I tell you.

RTFT · 02/11/2018 19:57

OP didn't mention he'd left skid marks in her first few posts, obviously decided to throw that in because we didn't agree that him leaving a smell was disgusting

WitsEnd2018 · 02/11/2018 20:00

Glad I've given you lot a laugh! I was so stressed out earlier about it, had to skip lunch, couldn't stop heaving.

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WitsEnd2018 · 02/11/2018 20:01

RTFT - he left one skid mark ( one too many imo) hardly exaggerating for dramatic effect 

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Sparklingbrook · 02/11/2018 20:02

It is very funny.

Stressed out, skipping lunch and heaving though, that's very dramatic over a poo.

Unfinishedkitchen · 02/11/2018 20:03

She said she had to clean up after him which made me assume he’d left skids behind at least.

Sparklingbrook · 02/11/2018 20:04

Maybe if there were skid marks the flush on the loo isn't great?

WitsEnd2018 · 02/11/2018 20:05

Sparkling - it was an unknown persons waste products.

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Sparklingbrook · 02/11/2018 20:06

it was an unknown persons waste products.

And?

WitsEnd2018 · 02/11/2018 20:06

I had to clean in order to remove the aura of shite taking over my home 

Almost like a poo exorcism

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Polkasq · 02/11/2018 20:06



BumDisease · 02/11/2018 20:07

An unknown persons waste products 😂

Sparklingbrook · 02/11/2018 20:07

That is really weird.

WitsEnd2018 · 02/11/2018 20:08

I think I'm normal! 

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WitsEnd2018 · 02/11/2018 20:10

On a positive note I'm so happy my furniture has arrived 

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BumDisease · 02/11/2018 20:10

Nuttier than squirrel shit.

Oxfordblue · 02/11/2018 20:11

I had a builder/gardener (I'm not entirely sure) use our loo & so a massive stinky poo. Didn't even open the window. I get you've got to go, but at least be civilised about it!

WitsEnd2018 · 02/11/2018 20:12

Says the person with the user name BumDisease!

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sabrinathethirtysomethingwitch · 02/11/2018 20:13

OP be sure to disinfect the door handle and light switch. You know..,in case he got some poo on his hands and then touched them.

gindrinkingmarypoppins · 02/11/2018 20:14

Bleurgh. I'd be pretty grossed out too if a stranger took a massive dump in my loo. Yuck.