Delivery driver just had a dump at my house!

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AIBU? I've just had some furniture delivered and the first thing the guy said was, 'Can I use your loo?' I didn't want him to but felt that I couldn't refuse so I reluctantly said yes. He was in there for ages. He's had a smelly dump. It fucking stinks. I could have cried. He then bought the furniture in and I've just had to go and clean the toilet. I'm disgusted.

That would bother me a lot too OP! I don't think it's unreasonable- you only expect friends and family to use the loo in your house AND there's the possibility that he could have a virus.

YANBU.

I'm with you op. I divorced my DH because he insisted on shitting in the toilet every single day. Disgusting pervert.

I reckon he's had a rather satisfying day! His partner / Mum has lucked out, he relieved himself in my loo!

What on earth has where he poos got to do with his mum?!?

Can't believe people poo at work!

Is someone really advocating you would bleach clean you toilet after a random used it?

AND there's the possibility that he could have a virus.

Mumsnetters have been getting upset about this sort of thing for decades I tell you.

OP didn't mention he'd left skid marks in her first few posts, obviously decided to throw that in because we didn't agree that him leaving a smell was disgusting

Glad I've given you lot a laugh! I was so stressed out earlier about it, had to skip lunch, couldn't stop heaving.

RTFT - he left one skid mark ( one too many imo) hardly exaggerating for dramatic effect 

It is very funny.

Stressed out, skipping lunch and heaving though, that's very dramatic over a poo.

She said she had to clean up after him which made me assume he’d left skids behind at least.

Maybe if there were skid marks the flush on the loo isn't great?

Sparkling - it was an unknown persons waste products.

it was an unknown persons waste products.

And?

I had to clean in order to remove the aura of shite taking over my home 

Almost like a poo exorcism



An unknown persons waste products 😂

That is really weird.

I think I'm normal! 

On a positive note I'm so happy my furniture has arrived 

Nuttier than squirrel shit.

I had a builder/gardener (I'm not entirely sure) use our loo & so a massive stinky poo. Didn't even open the window. I get you've got to go, but at least be civilised about it!

Says the person with the user name BumDisease!

OP be sure to disinfect the door handle and light switch. You know..,in case he got some poo on his hands and then touched them.

Bleurgh. I'd be pretty grossed out too if a stranger took a massive dump in my loo. Yuck.