To think that if this doesn't get you in the Christmas spirit, nothing will?

[xmascrazee]

Try not to be a cunt it’s christmas - my new motto

Yeah, it's gonna happen anyway. Why not try to enjoy the good bits?

Wise words indeed!

Christmas comes but once a year,
And when it comes it brings good cheer:
A season of goodwill and fun.
And yet while most of us feel festive,
Grinches out there just get restive
And spoil it all for everyone.
Though it’s too much to expect you to be nice,
You’ll find that life is easier with this advice:

Try not to be a cunt – it’s Christmas.
Take a tip from Santa’s elf.
The rest of us are doing our best to be jolly,
So don’t go looking like you’ve swallowed a bunch of holly.
Don’t shout at carol singers and tell them to stop.
Don’t buy your presents from the Oxfam shop.
For fuck’s sake be merry, have another sherry,
And try not to be a cunt.
(’Cos Santa’s coming)
Try not to be a cunt.
(Look, there’s a reindeer.)
Try not to be a cunt.
C–U–N–T cuntidy cuntidy cunt.

Are we the only non-cunts here then?

Here's the shopping site for you if you have an intransigent grinchy cunt in your midst:

cuntgifts.com/collections/happy-christmas-you-cunt

This time in two months it'll all be over.

Yes but it ISN'T Christmas is it ffs 😂

We could be looking forward to it though, like we look forward to holidays and other good stuff.

Though I will be using the cunt l8ne come December

I love Fascinating Aida - have you seen their Cheap Flights song?

I'm taking their motto to heart and not going to allow anyone around me to be a cunt for Christmas.

have you seen their Cheap Flights song?

Going to check that out - they're a scream

In one of his diaries Alan Bennett tells of a Christmas party,hosted by the late Russell Harty, where he saw amongst the display of posh cards a lovely picture of Baby Jesus looking beatific on the front and inside the card read .........
Jesus loves everyone except you,you cunt
Still can't help giggling in my very bad, guilty Catholic schoolgirl way

Wonderful

Have just spent a very happy ten minutes watching their Brexit Song and Cheap Flights on Youtube. Thanks OP! Feckity feckity feckity feckity feck feck feck

You'll be swearing like a mutha' now MrsSpenserGregson

I need very little encouragement xmascrazee

Hahahahahaaah

I am enjoying the Christmas CUNTdown

I'd say the biggest cunts are the ones demanding everyone to enjoy the same things they enjoy.
I'd call anyone a cunt for insulting someone that doesn't like what they like.

Funny how Christmas gets some kind of special status,
"You don't like Christmas? You miserable sod, stop being a cunt"
Funny how not liking Christmas automatically makes someone a miserable sod isn't it?
No question as to how come? Noone asking why?
"You don't like Christmas? What a Grinch"

How about the people that do enjoy something go off and enjoy it without forcing it down everyone's throat?
Why should the entire populace be forced to endure something that they may not like?

For.millions of people, Christmas is a time of stress, lack of funds, missing people that should be around or loneliness.
Why don't people realise that before labelling someone a 'Cunt'?
I'd you encounter someone that doesn't like Christmas, accept it, move on, enjoy what you e joy and don't try to force your merry bullshit on to some one that has no interest.
I don't force my interests and things I enjoy on you, don't force yours on me, cunt.

Merry Fucking Christmas

this is lovely but I can't feel xmassy until 1st Dec or I'll get xmas fatigue!

I definitely avoid cunts IRL at Christmas. I don't want anyone around me who doesn't want to be there. So long as they don't accept an invitation and sit around trying to ruin it for others. That's just too weird.

I work for very little in a precarious field, my family are on the other side of the world right now, I have chronic illness, but I will enjoy my Christmas no matter what

Well said Klutzy.

And it's Nov 1st. People really don't need to get into the Xmas spirit yet