What is a penisbeaker?

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I keep seeing it mentioned. What have I missed out on mumsnet?

It's a while back.... Some guy dunked his cock into a beaker

I think

LOL.

Look in Classics.

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/mumsnet_classics/1875847-Do-you-dunk-your-penis?pg=3

It's a piece of equipment in a chemistry lab that they give to newbies during an initiation. If somebody has one at home it means they can read algebra, have memorised the Periodic Table and are a bit obsessive.

Well, that last part is true

Ooh read it, you're in for a treat.

Not.

I love re-discovering old gems, thanks for reminding me of this one I'm well overdue for a classics binge.... Mexican house thieves for the 5th time, yes please!

I still chuckle about that. One of the best ever thread was the long drawn out wild goose chase a MN poster sent her boyfriend on who she discovered was on a dating site/planning to cheat. If I recall it right, she then made a new profile on that site, which was very much everything she knew her BF liked. He arranged a date with the MN poster unaware of it being his GF. The OP then asked to meet her BF for the same date who was being cagey and spun her some yarn about why he would be busy. Then with the help of an entire MN posse, the OP sent him on a convoluted journey to his date which ended at a penguin enclosure in a zoo. Cannot remember the OP's name or the thread title but it was a few years ago.

the OP sent him on a convoluted journey to his date which ended at a penguin enclosure in a zoo

I hope that was a reference to Ally Mcbeal penguining prank! Amazing, if I come across it while looking I'll post it here.

@ShartGoblin Yay! Think she did ask to delete some bits some time later but the rest should still be somewhere