To hate the phrase....

[Badwifey]

"It boils my piss"

It has to be the most disgusting phrase I've heard. Yuk.

Of course yanbu, everyones allowed their opinion.

No, you can hate whatever phrases you like. Unfortunately you can't stop people saying them though...

It sounds bloody painful!

Agree - makes my stomach churn, it’s vile

Sautés my diarrhoea

Sautés my diarrhoea

Omg

Pretty sure we're about to get treated to phrases to trump it.

I for one can't wait.... Bookmarked!

Yanbu I hate CF too.

Meh. It's not one I say but it has it's place.

My favourite is "I hope your next shit is a hedgehog".

Then when really and truly pissed off at someone who is being an utter cunt, "go fuck yourself with a splintery broom handle".

Sautes my diarrhoea

Lol!

Although it doesn't conjure up a nice image I avsolutey love 'I'd rather shit in my hands and clap' 😂

I'm not keen on Boils my piss either. But I love 'It's like shitting pineapples" when a task you're doing is quite difficult. Trying to get my 15yo son to tidy his room and bring down his mugs is like shutting pineapples sometimes.

Nothing is as bad as ducks in a row. Now that does boil my piss

I feel the same about "My bad".
Infuriating.

I don’t give 2 shiny s*s. Hate that !

Also hate ducks in a row!

Shitting pineapples

Sautes my diarrhoea.... just made me want to vomit! Vile!!

I love ducks in a row!!! It conjures up images of adorable little ducks sitting in a row 😂🙈

But isn’t the second image re those little duckies that you’ve got them in a two in order to shoot them ? I actually always think of a funfair type shooting range. Or is it 3 ducks on wall type ‘row’ ? Or ducks swimming along ? Realise I’ve never fully understood this.

I used to keep ducks in the garden, it is impossible to get them in a row. They're nosey, stubborn, and grumpy most of the time.

Yes, it's not a phrase I'd use tbh.

Something I heard a while ago that I rather liked but haven't had an occasion to use for when someone annoys you, 'I hope he treads on a plug'.

@pigsDOfly LOVE that one!! Shall steal, methinks!

Yeah OP, I get what you mean, but it's kind of fitting as to how fecking angry something or someone makes you... Fuming from the insides out. Fwiw, just read on by!

For me, ducks in a row and 'deep drilling' (when a huge investigation is on) really pisses me off. The latter sounds like a deeply unpleasant dentist visit or some hellish fetishists are up to no good....

Is tonight the night for all the gross threads?
The expression mentioned by the OP is foul - but thankfully I have only ever had the misfortune to read it here.

Some people are gross.

I also hate My Bad

Is tonight the night for all the gross threads?

Yes, last Sunday of the month is allocated to grossness. Upright and offended is first Sunday of the month, you're a week early