Gingerbread men are no more

[OpinionCat]

Aibu - but come on people is this really happening ???

Run, Run, as fast as you can. You can't catch me I'm the Gingerbread person, doesn't quite have the same ring.

Probably not..just like baa baa rainbow sheep..

Ginger persons?

Should it not be Ginget Gender neutral person?

FFS!

Fucking hell.

Depends if it has a penis or not. LOL.

I made anatomically correct gingerbread men today. I'm sticking it to the man, one gingernut at a time.

The shop that all the rage is coming from renamed them in the late 90's I believe, so a few decades out being raged

As a person of red hair - I'm offended.

They are spooky-looking little feckers aren't they?

Yes, the branch near me has been calling them "persons" for yonks. This is old news.

Why are they persons not people ?!

There's literally nothing wrong with this and it's been around for years...

But they are gingerbread men!

Of course they’re no more. It’s all bats in our local branch if Greggs.

Oh no! Wherever will men and boys get their male representation from now?

As long as they stay out of women's changing rooms and the Hampstead Ladies Pond, should be OK.

Shouldn't it be gingerbread people?

WTF is 'persons' about?

I don’t mind gingerbread people.

But then I say green person.

I’m more offended by their short torso and lack of smarties for buttons

The world has gone mad. I have two biscuit cutters - one wearing trousers and one wearing a dress. Impossible to tell which biscuits are male or female though, unless you subscribe to outdated gender norms

Persons

Cisginger gingerfluid, transginger, transvesginger. Lol gingerpersons grr

I think ‘gingerbread person’ is a cute name, sweeter than ‘gingerbread man’!

Should it not be Ginget Gender neutral person?

In what way is ‘person’ not already a gender neutral term?

Oh dear, someone's had a sense of humour bypass haven't they...