to ask , what is the worst joke you have heard?

[DionneB]

i will start

What do you call a fish with no eyes? , a fish

I’m....not sure you understood the joke?

A fsh! 🤣🤭

One Saturday afternoon when I was a teenager, working in a shop, I was bored and clearly looked very fed up.

A customer walked past me and said “Cheer up” - I replied with “tell me a joke”.
Quick as a flash, he said “working here” and chuckled away to himself.
I was quite proud of my equally quick reply,
“I’ve got a better joke: shopping here”.

The store was awful, it sold random pieces of tat and questionable clothes.
The quick exchange cheered the pair of us up though

What do your call a deer with no eyes? No idea.
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no idea.

What's Brown and sticky???

A stick.

Buh boom tish!

What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk

What pie flies?

A magpie

What do you call a dog in a police hat?

PC Dog Hat

Brexit means brexit

What’s blue and white and can’t climb trees?

A fridge in a denim jacket.

What's pink and runs down the window.
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Condomsation

My dads joke that comes out every Christmas around the table offending everyone in the process. "What goes woof woof fuck?. A dog with Tourette's"

I called my iPod "Titanic". It's synching now.