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to ask , what is the worst joke you have heard?

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DionneB · 20/10/2018 00:54

i will start

What do you call a fish with no eyes? , a fish

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Splurge77 · 20/10/2018 03:23

I’m....not sure you understood the joke?

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PumpkinSpiced · 20/10/2018 03:24

A fsh! 🤣🤭

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ToWitIsToWoo · 20/10/2018 03:52

One Saturday afternoon when I was a teenager, working in a shop, I was bored and clearly looked very fed up.

A customer walked past me and said “Cheer up” - I replied with “tell me a joke”.
Quick as a flash, he said “working here” and chuckled away to himself.
I was quite proud of my equally quick reply,
“I’ve got a better joke: shopping here”.

The store was awful, it sold random pieces of tat and questionable clothes.
The quick exchange cheered the pair of us up though

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paxillin · 20/10/2018 08:57

What do your call a deer with no eyes? No idea.
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no idea.

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IJustLostTheGame · 20/10/2018 08:58

What's Brown and sticky???

A stick.

Buh boom tish!

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Zebraantelopegiraffe · 20/10/2018 09:00

What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk Grin

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DramaticGoose · 20/10/2018 09:00

What pie flies?

A magpie

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Djnoun · 20/10/2018 09:06

What do you call a dog in a police hat?

PC Dog Hat

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Seniorcitizen1 · 20/10/2018 09:11

Brexit means brexit

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iliketomoveitmoveitMOVEIT · 20/10/2018 11:37

What’s blue and white and can’t climb trees?

A fridge in a denim jacket.

HmmConfusedHmm

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ANellRetentive · 20/10/2018 11:49

What's pink and runs down the window.
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Condomsation

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anitagreen · 20/10/2018 12:00

My dads joke that comes out every Christmas around the table offending everyone in the process. "What goes woof woof fuck?. A dog with Tourette's"

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WTFIsAGleepglorp · 20/10/2018 12:10

I called my iPod "Titanic". It's synching now.

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