To name my kitchen appliances

[caroline161]

Do any of you name your inanimate objects ? I have a new tumble dryer, she's fab. She needs a name. Then caught myself typing into Google "good names for tumble dryers"

And thought I wonder if other people do this ?

Haha, I don't!

Bella?

I only name stuffed toys, and random spiders (saw a massive one on a lamp post yesterday that I named Lucius.) Although I do talk to things like the kettle.

Tumble Bee.

My sewing machines have names and my sledgehammer's called Tappy.

No you're weird.

I call my husband 'fuckwit' if that helps?

Mrs Hince?? Is that you?!

Oops! Hinch!

No. I worry about people who name their cars. A friend of mine once had a Jasmine .....

No. Why ?

I don't know why, I suppose I see them as my staff lol

We must be weird - Ours is called Tumbly Wumbly, often shortened to Wumbly.

Yes...I have a red spatula call Reginald, I might be a bit weird

Our dishwasher is called Claude. I need to think of names for the others.

Our 1st dishwasher was called Ethel.

Reminds me of Bings Brenda the Blender and VooVoo the Vacuum.

It's not normal, nor is it okay, purely because of Bing  not envy.

Lol I don't but my satnav is called Hilda 

SapphireSeptember I name spiders too!...we had a really cute one that we used to feed woodlice he was called Killah (Ghost face)

When my children were small we had a red vacuum cleaner, it was so loud, my children called it Llewellyn the welsh dragon.

Our huge new food processor gets referred to as "The Big Beast" -- but not to its face. I wouldn't want to offend it, in case it stopped working.

Not really an appliance but I called my very first Vibrator Victor!!

Only my robot hoover. The rest of them are not worthy.

My black car is called Ebony or Ebsy lol.
I talk to her and the kitchen appliances but don't name them.
Our hoover at work is Henry
He is really loud and falls over and whacks people with his nozzle.
He is known as the big red bastard

Our vacuum cleaners are called
Big hoovy (upright dyson) and
Little hoovy (handheld dyson)

Named by ds1 as a toddler!

Our Christmas tree is always called Spiky.

DM has a rather nice hand-held G-tech Hoover with a long nozzle nose. Known as "noo noo" after the hoover in the Teletubbies with a long nose, to distinguish it from the big g-tech hoover.